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i love groupme

[Clifsalt @clifsalt]

Irrefutable proof that blister packs are too hard to open:

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I’ve been up to some shenanigans on my lab reports for my optics class, and I figured i’d share them here. These are real reports that I actually turned in.

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Taking quantum mechanics this semester. Is ‘integral fatigue’ an official term? I feel like it should be.

[Calvin Franz @Calvin_M_Franz]

THIS IS AN ATTACK ON MY LACK OF SELF CONTROL AND DESIRE TO BROADEN MY KNOWLEDGE OF OTHER FOODS can I get a box combo with no slaw, extra toast, and sweet tea?

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‘Hmm. I’m upset about today’s political climate. Better go complain about it on Twitter.’

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Help my duster is dusty what do I do?

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Okay, but like, what does math TASTE like?

[Internet Historian @NetHistorian]

reverse hulk where only the shorts bust open

[Clifsalt @clifsalt]

Woah, just take it easy man

[Clifsalt @clifsalt]

“Your mom’s a chaos theory.”

—Actual quote from my advanced E&M professor

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Just got out of a 2.5 hour meeting on multi channel plate photo-multiplier tubes. This is my life now.

[Internet Historian @NetHistorian]

a Death Note that turns you gay

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Maybe the real electricity is the friends we made along the way #TexasBlackout

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😂WHO DID THIS?!😂

Seriously, who did this? It’s like 40 degrees inside.
#TexasBlackout

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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

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If there’s a post malone, why isn’t there a pre malone?

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I hate it when people ask me what I was doing this time last year. Like c’mon guys, i don’t have 2020 vision amirite

[Internet Historian @NetHistorian]

drastic times call for drastic action.
I will be posting a pithy political tweet that will change everyone's mind.
he he, yes. just wait and see.
this will be the one.
they'll read it and they'll be helpless but to agree.
im about to save america, baby.

[Calvin Franz @Calvin_M_Franz]

Was he wearing a horcrux?

[Internet Historian @NetHistorian]

twitter

[Clifsalt @clifsalt]

I need to have a chat with pollen about personal space.