The Triangle

I am the Clifton Triangle and this is my undignified story...

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

R.I.P Dear veronica. May the money forever be in your box & the public forever looking up your skirt http://t.co/ZhBHxkRb

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

#10WorstFeelings Hearing people say right under my nose 'Shall we go out on the triangle tonight?' 'NO, I'm sooo bored of the triangle'

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

I passed 100 followers, Do I get £200 for that?

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

#20FactsAboutMe I have had more people inside me than @ParisHilton , just!

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

Saw these guys waddle past me this morning looking pretty shifty! http://t.co/FmW0QqM7

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

Just overheard two girls getting into a taxi: #1 'Ah man, is that the time? 3:50?' #2 'Nah gurl, that's the fare you marshmallow!'

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

It's official, the students are back BABY!!!! Last night was mental! Must have seen atleast 15 pairs of knickers!

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

On this 4 day jubilee weekend some of you will have gone out drinking, some may even have got laid. I...I just sat here and got pissed on!

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

Bloomin' marvelous jubilee weekend, can't wait for 60 years time to do it all again.

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

That's it Po Na Na's, make those punters work for entry! Why should you let them in before they're saturated, eh?

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

If anybody from the Urban Paint Festival comes near my beautiful façade, I shall cover them in the tramp sweat I've been saving up

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

#ItKillsMeWhenPeople ask 'Dyu know where the triangle is?' When they're right here!

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

Hot and sticky down here tonight so beware... I sweat breeze blocks, not sweat!

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

So it turns out 'The Hump' didn't win eurovision. #devastated. You know who would have certainly won it, the Loveable Rogues!

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

The weekend now the students are back: Positives - more legs, more fun. Negatives - More piss, more vomit. #happywiththat

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

"@EpigramPaper: Clifton Downs Sainsbury’s is branch most affected by people scamming self check... http://t.co/GlCPW339" #keepupthegoodwork

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

Can someone keep me updated on eurovision, yeah? Missing that show is one of the worst things about being a stationary block of buildings.

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

Nice to see so many of my friends enjoying the sunshine outside of Wills...wait, policemen... fire brigade...WTF is going on!!! AAAHHHHH!

[Kerry McCarthy @KerryMP]

And was wearing a "I F***ed Your Girlfriend" T-Shirt. Should have killed him when we had the chance. Before he could breed.

[The Triangle @cliftontriangle]

Had Judd Trump inside me last night, made a right mess. @judd147t #Wagamamas