Joshua 🦔

lovelorn

[Joshua 🦔 @climacis]

Mi animal favorito son los caballitos de tequila.

[Joshua 🦔 @climacis]

Bebé de hidrógeno

[Cat is Amazing 🐈‍⬛ @AMAZINGCATSS]

Fish: Head feels hot 😲

[Edmund @Kulambq]

Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

8th century ass match

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE MICROPLASTICS ACCUMULATING IN MY MAJOR ORGANS ARE ALL FROM LUXURY BRANDS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[ziggy 🌙LostWeekend @Ziggyz4gue]

*Ajustando meus óculos de cinéfila*

Na verdade, isso aqui é uma referência a Coragem, o Cão Covarde (1999)

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The cat tries to use telepathy to cheat on the test, but the duck didnt study either.

[고양이는 왜 이럴까 @weirdnlovely]

만두 빚던 중 한눈판 틈에 누군가 흔적을 남기고 갔다

[KC @amphichrome_]

the ramune bottle marble is available to you. if you’re willing to do what it takes

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Matt the Ranger @Matt_Braddock96]

@LOTRWorldwide

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

“god i wish there was an organ that could pump blood through my entire body”

the humble heart:

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

The American Woodcock bobs and dances on the soil with babies in tow - this behavior creates vibrations in the ground, causing earthworms to move and reveal themselves to the hungry birds

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Vince Gilligan says he's in no hurry to get going on Season 2 of PLURIBUS. Understood, but hey, Vince, if you're listening: I'm not getting any younger.