chris lindsay 🇺🇸

That's what I appreciates about you • He/him

[chris lindsay 🇺🇸 @clindz]

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

Also: baby’s fine, has huge feet.

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@WhiteCrone Fangs or horns, despised by the masses, candy cörn is most metal candy

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@DanaHoule Might be misremembering but was Roe perceived to be in serious trouble (like, This Is The One Big Thing Obama Gets To Do level trouble) until Mitch refused to take a vote on Garland?

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@RufusTSuperfly Someone needs to give this the Veep end credits treatment

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@GailSimone Neither of them can hurt this guy

[chris lindsay 🇺🇸 @clindz]

Happy Sunday to everyone, but especially to the guy in the grey sweatsuit on the motorcycle in the Circus Liquor parking lot at noon, chasing a mini bottle of something with a swig of red Gatorade. Just make it to sundown, brother, you got this.

[chris lindsay 🇺🇸 @clindz]

@GailSimone You misspelled Killraven

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Harrison Ford: When dozens of former members of the Trump administration are sounding alarms saying ‘For God's sake, don't do this again,’ you have to pay attention. They're telling us something important. I've got one vote, same as anyone else, and I'm going to use it to move forward. I'm going to vote for Kamala Harris

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@vituperativeerb Twitter is basically the Algonquin Round Table. Not the people, the actual table

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@ArtCandee @mcuban Some right winger on a talk show will say JD meant they’re not in the NBA

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@ndrew_lawrence same goes for people who spell their name atndrew

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@BittrScrptReadr We make art to express feelings & make other people feel things and an AI can’t do either of those

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@myronjclifton Dentists:

80% Kamala
20% Trump

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@ATRightMovies

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@barrassoforwyo Hi! You’re both awful.

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@JudasPriestcast @kirstyprince Nickelback

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@LePapillonBlu2 💙

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@girldrawsghosts I agree, having no trans faculty is off-putting

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@sheologian My tween is obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog and it book my brain a full 10 seconds to realize you meant THE BAND and not some forgotten Young Sonic movie. Please send help

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@learnaboutprop3 No it doesn’t, you weirdos