Caroline

I retweet a lot.

[WordSmiff @_WordSmiff_]

The “translated from” tweets be bangers. Ngl. Foreign twitter got that old twitter feel fr fr.

[Brandon Warne @Brandon_Warne]

My dog when literally anyone walks past our front door:

[lily ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @sapphicyennefer]

being an adult who still gets motion sick in cars is so embarrassing like oh nooo you turned too hard and now my whole evening is ruined 🙄🙄

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I can’t sleep. So let’s see if the blinding light of my phone, containing virtually every piece of information known to humanity, held just inches from my face for the next 20 minutes, somehow manages to plunge me into a deep, peaceful sleep.

[Tania Tagle @Tania_Tagle]

ya solo entro a esta red social por un par de cuentas y esta es una de ellas

[Andres Villalpando @andresinmilan]

No puedo creer que esta app sea gratis

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

I’m assembling a team

[ember loves bay ridge @embernic]

Just tried my annual olive. Sorry to report that the answer is still no. Please check back next year.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Walking in the house earlier my hands were full so I asked my 3yo daughter to close the door behind us

She closes it and says, “cause we not air conditioning the neighborhood.”

It was at that point that I have never been more proud of her in her little life

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

FIL called and when my husband got off the phone i asked if everything was OK since it’s kinda late and he said “no.” and i got freaked out and said “oh gd what happened?” and you know what this MFer said…
“schwarber wasn’t hitting.”

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

this is exactly the kind of thing one should be able to do on a parisian river cruise without worrying about being recorded

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

move to philadelphia they said, it’ll be fun they said

[paige @BonerWizard]

you laugh but this is the only safe food or drink in the united states of America

[𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚 𐚁 @COWBOYCARA]

Just mixed up Jamie Lee Curtis with Jamie Lynn spears

[Bones @FrailSkeleton]

I let an old guy in a convertible merge& he let go of the wheel& made heart hands over his head at me

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

A good margarita with a close friend is the closest thing to heaven on earth

[n @turcabonita]

benim iç bacaklar

[𝔎𝔱 ❤️‍🔥 @caddyshackmeow]

yeah and i'm gonna do it again tonight