Clint Cannon

[Clint Cannon @clintcannon10]

Red lobster motherfuckerrrrrs #Biscuits

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Found this in the middle of the woods surveying in Moco. @Tredway21 @TheZakSmith You want it back? http://t.co/AK6hMpoi

[Lizcoin intern @LizcoinIntern]

What's the difference between my girlfriend and Santa Claus? It's important to me that Santa Claus comes once a year.

[Clint Cannon @clintcannon10]

Country grammar album is #legitasfuck

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"If I could only invite 3 people to my party I would invite Blake Shelton, T-Swift and Tim Tebow".

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Coyote down!!! #saweeeeeeet http://t.co/Y6xJo1vh

[Clint Cannon @clintcannon10]

Rodgers > Favre ever was

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Tiger is back!!!!! #pimp

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RT @iSpeakComedy: If you were born in the 90's, The BEST P.E. lessons involved a rainbow colored parachute.
@johnsherwood1

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Going to the lights is about as sane as going shopping on black Friday. Oh wait. You did. @johnsherwood1

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Romo's last drive was ignorant. #Cowgirls

[Clint Cannon @clintcannon10]

Forgot how awesome System of a Down is

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The waitress just asked me how I like my coffee...I said "like Serena Williams."

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Think Miguel Cairo embodies the spirit of baseball? We do too! Vote for him for the 2011 Heart & Hustle Award: http://t.co/Vqwryj2R

[Clint Cannon @clintcannon10]

RT @MensHumor: Elementary schools no longer have Oregon Trail in the classroom. My childhood memories have died of dysentery.

[Clint Cannon @clintcannon10]

Congrats Raiders! You now have the worst quarterback in the league. #notkidding

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Fact: Women get their period because they deserve it.

[Clint Cannon @clintcannon10]

"Is this physics 251? It's my first time coming to class." #week5bozo

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Left my iPhone in the fridge #hungover #fatass

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#sheenroast #winning