Clint Burns

Twenty-something smart ass.

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

@Spotify @SpotifyCares Love that you've added touchbar support but instead of the scrubbing bar song title/artist info would be more helpful

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

All I want is a man who won't judge me for my late night solo sundaes at village ice cream.. Or one that will drive me there. #singleandfat

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

I hate to be redundant, but I just got bought a drink, and was told "Ryan Gosling doesn't pay for drinks".

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

We won our last game of playoffs! On a completely different note, the team we were supposed to play didn't show up.

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

Having an amateur night at the #apollo with @shanacourtney and @vannydesouza

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

The only thing that could make Beyonce's concert in Brooklyn better is Jay-Z singing "Tom Ford" as an interlude... And he did.

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

It's always nice to see @nenshi kicking around Calgary's hot spots #CliveBurger

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

Does anyone else get that weird, stalker feeling when they see some random they follow on Instagram in real life? #IKnowEverythingAboutYou

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

Literally just took a limo to Singapore Sams. #thuglife

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

Got referred to as Ryan Gosling last night. #winning #IThink

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

What a great #SundayFunday. Good drinks, good weather, good company. What else do you need? @vannydesouza

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

Forgot my towel for hot yoga today. My "downward dog" was more like a "Bambi in a lake of her own sweat"

[Bex @RebeccaF_luke]

thanks to @clintdburns for being an amazing server who put up with us being so loud and photo shoots. @MARKET_Calgary thanks for yummy eats

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

Hipster philosophy: if you don't Instagram your meal, did you really eat it?

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

Relish is my favorite condiment.

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

Which sounds less glutinous for breakfast? "Eggs Benny meal with a side of waffles", or "eggs Benny with waffles for dessert"?

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

Why is pie so hard to locate in #yyc?

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

I found all of the lesbians in Calgary... They're at Tegan and Sara.

[Clint Burns @clintdburns]

I don't have enough closet space for all of my clothes to be clean at the same time #firstworldproblems