Clint Gilo

J-A-D-A, this is it right here! My profile pic is Jadakiss. I am not actually Jadakiss. Deal with it.

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@SirBylHolte I'll take Things That Didn't Happen for 200

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@4thOfJuly365 You're so right! In which branch did you inlist and when are you being deployed?

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@nicksortor Hilarious that he's saying this with a Deere in the background. The company that most famously has fought against right to repair. Its not the Democrats, its the corporations dummy.

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@bennyjohnson Simping for a Brit. You would have been the guy in The Patriot that burned the Church.

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@MattLech Without '93 WTC we don't get an iconic line from Biggy's first single, which maybe means it fails. So no East West Biggy Pac rivalry, absolutely crushing the development of Black music. Conclusion, Max is an anti-Black bigot.

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@ReviewsPossum It's fake, you're going to a detention facility and then getting deported.

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@HouseGOP One of those planes is a huge liability for the squadron. If you're wondering its the one with no weapons and a radar signature of a skyscraper.

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@AzPetrich @BenjaminPDixon Ay Yo this!

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@laralogan Go back to where you came from.

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@johnrich @DesVerney23 @bigandrich Don't worry, you'll be there on trumps birthday. As soon as he figures out he can't get anyone other than hannity's friends you'll get the invite. And you'll go because what else do you have.

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@RjbRocklin Not really. They hate you. You specifically. You suck and everyone knows it.

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@robbystarbuck Totally dude, if there's one thing about that fable that I remember, it's that the frog survives and does great. I understand that trump killed irony, but do you not metaphor either?

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@MAGAVoice Kris Kristofferson to Toby Keith: "Have you ever taken another man's life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not, so shut the f**k up."

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@Shem_Infinite Can you even imagine? She probably would've gotten us into a war with Iran! Thank god we dodged that bullet!

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@Sassafrass_84 Isn't Kash Patel's girlfriend supposed to be a country music superstar? He could fly her in on an FBI jet and we could laugh at her for 30 minutes.

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@TedNugent OOOFFFFFF. Seems like someone is desperate for an invite. Look man, they were going for more relevant acts like Milli Vanilli and the Commodores. I think they just forgot you were alive...

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@catturd2 Don't you run over your own dogs as a hobby?

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@BasedMikeLee @BS2KZ Trump regime invited Milli Vanilli. He was stupid to invite lipsyncers I guess? Also, one of them is dead.

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@GuntherEagleman You know all of those performers are touring this year right? Why don't you just invite Fortagio Blow. He's got nothing going on.

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@BurninTRanch "We'll put a boot in your ass it's the American way" That's a critique on conservatives' well known fondness of assplay. Toby's entire life was a commentary on conservative male homosexuality. The man was a satirical genius.