Clint McKelvey

Runner, craft beer enthusiast, and basketball jersey connoisseur

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Congrats to the Paul George trade on winning the NBA finals!

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My favorite hobby is telling people with kids how hard it is to take care of a puppy

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Happy B-Day to my buddy Clint McKelvey

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@ddritzenhein Thank you Rubis!

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One day I woke up and my entire Instagram feed had become my friends’ children

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If you never miss a flight you’re wasting time by not cutting it closer

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Everyone please post a picture of fireworks on your story tonight, I’m sure people otherwise wouldn’t believe that you saw them

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Me when I’m in DC: “I can’t believe these tourists are standing on the left side of the escalator”

Me literally anywhere else: “Oops I didn’t realize we were supposed to stand on the right side!”

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Things that make me feel old: realizing the song 1985 came out almost 20 years ago and a modern version would be called “2005”

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Idea: a dating app for people that have COVID since they can’t mingle with anyone else

Name: “Netflix and Chills”

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If one but only one key isn't working on an external keyboard, is it worth getting another one? Or should I lean over to my laptop to press "4" every time I need to?

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Still can’t watch a marathon without thinking about this

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Why do pro marathoners never run the tangents?

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Well at least I still won Wordle today

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I can’t believe Mark Williams still isn’t playing

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Sitting players early with two fouls is dumb. Why not maximize their playing time even if they eventually foul out?

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I still get goosebumps when they play Everytime We Touch

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Need a wedding hashtag - will give you $10 if you give us a hashtag idea that we end up using.
It's Clint McKelvey + Katie Tillou

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Idea: we keep falling back every year but get rid of the “spring forward” part

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COVID and I have the same birthday

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The biggest takeaway from the Kanye West documentary is that we’ve all been saying “Kanye” wrong