Clint Midwestwood

I don't say much, and when I do say something, I'm mostly talking to myself.

I automatically follow the account of anyone I find who's been on JEOPARDY!

[Clint Midwestwood @ClintOfChicago]

Say I make a bunch of people mad on the Twitter. I'm good for like three replies, then I get bored with the thing and ignore all the notifications. So if I'm not replying to your screed, it's because I'm not looking at your screed, and it doesn't affect me in any way.

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@ArthurBoreman That's funny. I watch dopes like you fuming behind the semis all the time.

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@RasberryRazz I have a lot of unpopular opinions about Mel Brooks, the biggest being that I don't think Blazing Saddles is funny at all. I love Spaceballs ... probably because I'm a sci-i nerd. Young Frankenstein is also very funny.

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@tomough Coriolis effect would make most ball sports, including cricket, unplayable.

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@mikeduncan My God ... you've experienced my dream.

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@colecubelic 1. The person behind you hits their head on your seat in the event of a sudden stop.
2. Your seatbelt becomes less effective at holding you in place, and you could slide out, breaking your knees on the seat in front of you.

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@txgermanbre Once they hit that point, there's no convincing them of anything.

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@ned_flaczynski Exactly. So you catch up to the semi-truck blocking the left lane 10 seconds before me.

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@cinnasua Thing is, even if all carbon emissions stopped right now, temperatures would stay like this or worse for the next 20 years at least. I get that we need to act, but we also need to endure. So it's either live with the heat for the rest of your life or change your infrastructure.

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@RadioFreeTom Thing is, they did zero promotion for any of this. I didn't hear anything about it until, like, a week ago. I'm glad Illinois didn't waste any time or money on it.

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@MT_6226 My rule for this is I don't go to Turkey and don't know any Turks, and the new name is only barely off the old name anyway, so I'll just call it the old name.

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@actromantic Thing is, you can do both.

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@SeanCasten I'm hoping he comes out smelling like Spiro Agnew.

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@TownsUsa J, all the way

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@JamesGiese @holodeckfour I felt like that episode was a wasted opportunity. They could have done something awesome, but Al was just a standard villain of the week.

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@mttmohan @theiaincameron If you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul.

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@theiaincameron Sorry, but the only thing I care about is whether they have air conditioning.

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@Interstellar_HG It's true that the UK should not be as hot as it is at the moment, but it also shouldn't be as cold as Canada or Russia. The Gulf Stream moderates winter temperatures in the UK, while mid-continental locations get no such benefit.

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@T4LKINGTOMY23LF But at least the shop will be cool when you get there.

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@nikstankovic_ Did they have the World Cup in Roman times?