Clinton Shaver

Got a Twitter to exercise my brain. So far, my cerebral cortex has experienced major shrinkage.

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@notthefakeSVP just saying, I was tied in my pick ‘em league and had Cleveland on the spread. Worst beat I’ve ever seen.

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@Caltrans8 A driver said he called CHP and they claim to not open anything until 4am. Can someone please confirm this so I can comfortably shut off my car in the middle of I15 for a nap?

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@Tiana5884 @GavinNewsom @Caltrans8 @CHP_Barstow I just read on Waze that someone called CHP and they aren’t opening up until 4am. I don’t want to call because I’m about to break as it is.

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@dbremer_pxp Honus Wagner was number 33 during his coaching career, but actually started as number 14. If I'm not mistaken, 33 was the first number retired by the Pirates!

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@DonOrsillo @Padres both of those were definitely balks. Anderson went way past the 45 degree mark. How else do you pick off two guys in one inning with a not-so-great move?

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@rrtfb I don’t think I’ve ever been more in love with anyone than I am with @jemelehill on Twitter this morning.

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@AdamSchefter @AB84 is channeling his inner Bob Dylan today and inching towards closing on a house in eastern Massachusetts. https://t.co/8fQ2SkE9aR

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@Farzin21 Antonio Brown is the type of person to show up to a Make-A-Wish kid’s house and charge him for an autograph.

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@scottzolak loving the commercial break banter on my totally legal stream I have online. Next break, please tell Sean Nolan he’s an asshole. I will be eternally in debt to you.

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@RealMichaelKay @YESNetwork Actually @dcone36 was ON the episode where Shakira performed. Jeter hosted, he and Wells played women in a skit about the wives’ section. One of the best SNL episodes ever.

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@RealMichaelKay WHAT IS THE END OF THE STEVE PEARCE STORY??

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@Gillette I need to feel the energy of a World Series game so I can prepare for when my Padres go in 2020 with @bristles77 !!!!

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@Buster_ESPN reporting in from San Diego! Your stats people know how many balls that have been used??

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@AaronBoone_ESPN pretty sure your stats guys need something to do...how many balls have been used? Still awake in San Diego!!

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@VanessaCarlton https://t.co/gmBIR8dKLp this was last year in the summer. Can't tell you how many times this had happened to me.

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@VanessaCarlton [email protected]

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@VanessaCarlton if you want to get a laundry list of grievances against IHEG including pay to play, water, etc, send me a message or email.

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@VanessaCarlton @IHEG They charged my band for bottled water when we headlined, and confiscated my jug of water during load in.

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@VanessaCarlton I haven't played that venue in over ten years and I remember that chair being equally as bad back then.

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@ArizonaDOT you think it'll be open anytime soon? We are just behind it and need to get to San Diego soon.