Clinton Wolfe

DevOps, Machine Learning, Lego, Ballet, Parenting, and Makerspaces. That covers it, I think. Co-organizer of @DevOpsDaysPHL and @PhillyDevOps .

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

Looks like the almond milk has went bad.

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

@Damionw @jduims Also my arm, skulking in the corner of the frame. A/V elf!

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

I was asked recently by @jduims: "What is your rant?" and it caught me strangely off-guard. I have many, but the big one didn't come to mind when asked: mental health advocacy. 1/n

[(((Kisoku))) @kisoku]

#cheffriends Tokyo 2018 edition

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

Today, I befriended an Ottowan!

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

@jduims https://t.co/1svvL2z7VS

[Julia Duimovich @jduims]

Not a devOps gal normally, but I'm excited to be joining some amazing folks in the speaker line up at #devopsdaysphilly to talk about my misuse of Chrome + serverless functions. 👩‍💻🎙️ 🧀🥩

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

@ColdWarScience OMG my team won an award!

[Progress Chef @PrgsChef]

🏆🎉 #InSpec has won a 2018 TMC Cloud Computing Security Excellence Award! https://t.co/8ayBaJFWb4

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

Hey @malki, ohnorobot seems to be down - however shall I randomize Wondermark?

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

@brainscott @chef Aww, yay! On behalf of the inspec team, let us know what you would like to see next!

[DevOpsDays Indy @DevOpsDaysINDY]

Join Jared Quick of @chef at #DevOpsDaysIndy July 23-24th. Register at https://t.co/AuIUGfCUBd #DevOpsDays

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

@jerryaldrichiii TIMELORD

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Let’s absolutely not.

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

@adamhjk @miah_ Mmm, all of those (esp Programming Perl). But most important for day to day craftspersonship: Code Complete.

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

Getting an 'awk' invocation right on the first try without looking at the manpages feels like a no-look half-court swish

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

@robtreat2 @nicolefv @nellshamrell Awww, two of my favorite people like another of my favorite people!

[DevOpsDays Philly @DevOpsDaysPHL]

Early bird pricing won't last forever, get your tickets for #devopsdaysphilly 2018 now! https://t.co/cYNa3BHqei

[Clinton Wolfe @clintoncwolfe]

@jerryaldrichiii Jerry it is traditional to wear *some* sort of clothing while in public. I imagine that is startling

[Hiker(a)floofydottech @HikerYote]

The entire Dune cycle is based on a terrible pun.

1. The spice is called melange.
2. The spice confers power and longevity.
3. Melange is a French word for variety.

In other words, variety is the spice of life.

Why does no one ever talk about this?