Clint Roscoe

@UVALaw @DardenMBA, JD/MBA 2024 | He/Him | Definitely, absolutely, positively not a cat.

[Clint Roscoe @clintoninton]

If it was about westward expansion, why isn't it called manifest westiny

[Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck]

The majority opinion in Trump says that (1) official acts can't be evidence; and (2) motive is irrelevant.

If that's the case, how could a president ever actually *be* prosecuted for ordering the military, in his capacity as commander in chief, to kill his chief political rival?

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

the law school book publishers must all be sitting in a room lighting cigars with 100 dollar bills

[Clint Roscoe @clintoninton]

My bracket pools have forced me to root for Dook and I am *upset*

[Clint Roscoe @clintoninton]

Aaaaand the only perfect bracket I have left is the one I made with coin flips. As is tradition.

[Clint Roscoe @clintoninton]

But hey as long as we’re at it…

Let’s measure them like TV’s. Across an internal….diagonal/hypotenuse? My 14x5.5 snare is now a 15.042” drum.

Perfect.

[Clint Roscoe @clintoninton]

How is there no standard convention for listing drum diameter x depth or vice-versa

That’s maddening

[Clint Roscoe @clintoninton]

And also yes, I am aware of this: https://t.co/LV3VxqIahr

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

My New Year’s resolution is to never have a client jump the podium and attack a judge

[Priv @privilegelog]

Do Cornell law students do anything other than maintain this website with statutes?

[bummer without b @bummer_no_b]

Trying my hand at writing the next big Christmas song

[Sam Ezersky @thegridkid]

IT’S THE MOOOOOOOST WONDERFULLLL TIIIIIIIME

OF THE YEAR

[Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit]

The new Harrier Jet case

[Clint Roscoe @clintoninton]

Spotify good god

[Ian S-B @iansandlerbowen]

It's that time of year in which I return to my modest proposal:

[Clint Roscoe @clintoninton]

Ahh yes the famous jazz legend

[Clint Roscoe @clintoninton]

🚨t o r t a l e r t🚨

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Suitcase anti-theft system from 1961

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Lawyers bragging to their lawyer friends like “I absolutely roasted opposing counsel in my brief” when in reality in one sentence in their response brief they alleged opposing counsel’s argument was “without merit”

[Clint Roscoe @clintoninton]

One Ghostbuster, in the singular, is deeply unsettling