Clinton Shorter

Not Canadian Composer but I'm a Dwarf comedian.

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Loud *F*ck ICE" chants

#AEWDynamite

[Clinton Shorter @clintonshorter]

@dabryceisright @Fightful @willowwrestles 👌 I see that he did the right thing.

[The View @TheView]

Comedian Andy Huggins brings the laughs in the return of Joy Behar's Comedy Corner!

@HugginsComedy

[WrestleRave (blue checkmark) @WrestleRaveHTX]

🚨TALENT ANNOUNCEMENTS🚨

WrestleRave: Food Fight THIS SATURDAY in Conroe is bringing the heat!

Now Confirmed:
Mystii Marks
Ax Manson
Haley Danielle
Clinton Shorter

🎟️ https://t.co/XBtJzVKohv | 📍The Table at Madeley

[Clinton Shorter @clintonshorter]

I want this Gabriel Iglesias #FluffyFUNKO in my life.....yeet

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

RT or just tweet “I want this Gabriel Iglesias #FluffyFUNKO in my life” for ur chance to WIN.

Fluffy is heading to WrestleMania 👊🏽

[WrestleRave (blue checkmark) @WrestleRaveHTX]

🚨 MEET AEW STAR BRYAN KEITH! 🚨

The Bounty Hunter is coming to Conroe, TX!

📅 March 30, 2025
📍 Hyatt Regency, Conroe, TX

🔥 Meet & Greet with “The Bad Apple” Bryan Keith!
🤠 Autographs & Photo Ops
🃏 Sports Cards, Collectibles & More

[WrestleRave (blue checkmark) @WrestleRaveHTX]

WrestleRave comes to TOMBALL in TWO WEEKS to the 403 Eats Food Truck Park.

Featuring #WWEID prospect Cappuccino Jones challenging Kenny Kalpyso for the WrestleRave Championship, Jus X Nic v. Robert Martyr + Ray Lyn, Dimitri Alexandrov and more!

🎟️ https://t.co/4aUgo3louI

[Clinton Shorter @clintonshorter]

@RealKeithLee Hope everything is alright @RealKeithLee

[Clinton Shorter @clintonshorter]

@RealKeithLee We love you too.

[WrestleRave (blue checkmark) @WrestleRaveHTX]

❗️TALENT ANNOUNCEMENT❗️

WrestleRave World Deathmatch Champion DIMITRI is coming to Food Fight: Tomball on March 29 at 403 EATS!

🎟️ Get tickets now: https://t.co/4aUgo3louI

[WrestleRave (blue checkmark) @WrestleRaveHTX]

⏳ 3 WEEKS AWAY!

WrestleRave invades Tomball for the Food Fight Trilogy at 403 EATS on March 29 at 6PM!

🎟️ https://t.co/ATbU26BOpt

Announced:
🏆 Kalypso (c) vs. #wweid Cappuccino Jones
🔥 Martyr vs. Jus X Nic
🦅 Epydemius Jr vs. Calibus
😂 Comedy by Clinton Shorter & MORE!

[WrestleRave (blue checkmark) @WrestleRaveHTX]

🍔 FOOD FIGHT: TOMBALL👊

Kalpyso/Cappuccino
Martyr/Nic
Epy/Calibus
Ray Lyn
Comedy by Clinton Shorter
+ MORE!

🗓️ SATURDAY MARCH 29th
📍 403 EATS - TOMBALL
⏰ 6PM

🎟️ https://t.co/XBtJzVKW73

[WrestleRave (blue checkmark) @WrestleRaveHTX]

🚨MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

EPYDEMIUS JR. v. CALIBUS

March 29
403 EATS
Tomball, TX
🎟️ https://t.co/XBtJzVKW73

PLUS:
Kenny Kalypso/Cappuccino Jones
Jus X Nic/Robert Martyr
Ray Lyn
Dimitri Alexandrov
Anarkid Ash
Comedy from Clinton Shorter
AND MORE!

Watch replay on @indiewrestling!

[Clinton Shorter @clintonshorter]

@funnybrad They never let Sleepy go to sleep, they kept waking him. They were enabling him.

[Clinton Shorter @clintonshorter]

The Wife called me an apostrophe in bed. I asked her what makes her say that?
She replies " Because you only take up the top half of the bed.

[Clinton Shorter @clintonshorter]

I came into the living room singing 🎶 "Ain't nothin but a G thang baybay."🎶
The Wife then looks at me and says "Yeah, a lower case g."

[Clinton Shorter @clintonshorter]

@funnybrad So that's what Shenandoah was singing about "2 dozen roses"

[Clinton Shorter @clintonshorter]

Can't wait to see @fluffyguy this Friday with The Wife.

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

Texas, here comes Fluffy! 3 big shows this weekend 🤠 https://t.co/Anmui7CGt3 for info.

[WrestleRave (blue checkmark) @WrestleRaveHTX]

🚨 WrestleRave: Food Fight just got bigger! 🚨

We’re hyped to welcome local comedian Clinton Shorter to 403 EATS in Tomball on March 29! A huge wrestling fan, he’s bringing the laughs—but will he stay on the mic or step in the ring? 👀

🎟 https://t.co/pxDEd2Yf97

[Clinton Shorter @clintonshorter]

@RealKeithLee Wish I was able to see you in Houston. Miss seeing you man.