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Your dreams aren't real, but you still feel something when you wake up.

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

Grandma passed away around 7 am this morning. She was 94.

She had been in decline for the last several years, ever since she fell just hard enough on the sidewalk on her way to church.

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

@BuceesUSA should buy @SixFlagsOverTX

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

"Better" from Kimberly Akimbo: *plays*
The Tonys:

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

The cancer probably thinks it's helping.

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

@GameGrumps @egoraptor you're gonna want to read this https://t.co/SmkAUcOQy2

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

M&Ms

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Why are ethics questions always like:
"is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?"

And not:
"is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

WHEREIS MY PHONE

HOWM I SUPPOSED TO SHIT WITHOUT MY PHONE

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

The housing market be like

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

Be careful when scratching an itch
😏🕶
😎
You might open a wound
😎👉👉
🎸🛴💥

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

I got bad news, lady

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

It really was so good. So much love. So much gratitude. #2022 #themostyearever https://t.co/TpE6KHgMaD

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

@egoraptor @GameGrumps My partner said she was only allowed 3 words for my birthday cookie cake

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

Happy 3 years married, you beautiful cinnamon roll #teamcutestaysmarried @ Lost Oak Winery https://t.co/nvysLrO5KB

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

It's too late for Ghoul Grumps but I really think @egoraptor would like Inscryption. It's a card game inside an escape room. Might make for some excellent @GameGrumps content 😙🤌

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

Artoberfest, Part 1 (sponsored by @thegrand1894operahouse) @ Galveston, Texas https://t.co/8N5PZQHY3g

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

@StrongBadActual I googled "Stussy Trogdor" and came up with nothing, so I drew this

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Today is officially the day that Joe Biden signs the Inflation Reduction Act and I would like to make the case that it is a bigger deal than anything else that happened today, or this month, and possibly this year.

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

Happy Cat Appreciation Day! #Zelda #Juliet #CharlieBrown #Bandit https://t.co/BbDIEETZA3

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

It still grosses me out that people consciously pee in pools but how different is it from farting in public really 🤷

[ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous]

There are 2 kinds of people in the world:
- those who pee in the pool
- those who DONT KNOW people pee in the pool