jay

life is short but i’m shorter

[jay @clippedbitch]

i used to shake my ass for jacob sartorius and i’m not even ashamed of that.

[jay @clippedbitch]

@axiochrono i once worked 24 hrs! 2:30pm-8:30pm shift, 8:30pm-8:30am shift, then 8:30am-2:30pm shift.

[Smelter's Yard 🧡✨ @shunting_yard]

Hey Squidward, what’s the Spanish word for “eye”?

Squidward:

[jay @clippedbitch]

btw most of these people were probably

-not born before 9/11 or
-extremely young during 9/11

[Pol Atreides @Aliathewhite]

Zoomers being asked "Who attacked the USA on 9/11?"

[jay @clippedbitch]

as a teacher.. there’s at least 1 kid like this and it annoys the fuck outta me

[miguel @miguelsonline]

pra mim todas as pessoas com menos de 25 anos do mundo são assim

[jay @clippedbitch]

@vaguetobliss @lunahwilddxo can we also get chick fil a

[jay @clippedbitch]

@vaguetobliss @nothingchanges us asf

[jay @clippedbitch]

@vaguetobliss @lunahwilddxo oh bet..

[jay @clippedbitch]

am i capable?

cooking: yes
whistle: yes
draw: yes
paint: yes
swim: yes
english: yes
dance: sometimes?
sing: nO
drive: yes
write: yes
edit: no
play guitar: no
public speaking: yes

[kiki ★ @dnpkiki]

am i capable?

cooking: yes
whistle: no
draw: no
paint: no
swim: yes
english: yes
dance: no
sing: no
drive: no
write: yes
edit: no
play guitar: yes
public speaking: yes

[Grand Regent Kiki Mendoza @SugsFromHOU]

Heeeeere beaner beaner beaner

[jay @clippedbitch]

one piece be like

[👻spooky daisy ♡s vel & bee!!𝄞⋆ ݁♪ (CLOSED DMS!!) @redvelvettexx]

99% of indie shows do this and it pisses me off

[jay @clippedbitch]

@Big_Ness512 @DoorDash same thing happened to me. maybe an insomnia thing?

[jay @clippedbitch]

people saying no one from s7 is together but taylor & clarke are 😭

also tj & iris but they didn’t leave together so idk if that counts

[NYX. ✯ @nyxclipping]

Huda answers after being asked whether she’s surprised that none of the couples from her season are still together… 👀

#loveislandusa

[jay @clippedbitch]

@mabelgemdarling @vaguetobliss

[jay @clippedbitch]

@vaguetobliss

[Mabel @mabelgemdarling]

getting your coochie ate but they’re doing it as if they’re making out with it>>>>>>

[Mabel @mabelgemdarling]

getting your coochie ate but they’re doing it as if they’re making out with it>>>>>>

[Lutras @lootrahs]

Type of niggas you have to do a project with in community college

[jay @clippedbitch]

23 kg, next

[jay @clippedbitch]

@PRlNCESSKlNK i agree w you sis dw

[jay @clippedbitch]

honestly a fit

[lolly✨️ @shinybellibolt]

use your big 4 to plan your hard launch tour outfit 〰️