Tron Paul

It’s your favorite foreign movie

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And you feel gay even if you the man boy!

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Soccer was so gay and if you liked it you even for a second you’re gay

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Who’s got a berth for a shanty man?

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I just ran the Bane Test™️ where I ask “is Bane a big guy?” on all of the AIs I know of and only ChatGPT responded like a complete sperg and didn’t lead with “for you”. Nobody should use a service that is so culturally retarded.

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Its weird to me that the UK’s favorite song is a song about being cuckolded sung by a band from Las Vegas

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@KyleKulinski

Awful quiet today. Something wrong?

[Tron Paul @clipperton_eric]

A lot of English people are furiously deleting their buttmad posts about Trump calling FIFA after that red card.

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Who the fuck is Belgium and why is she so mad about soccer?

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TP is crazy cheap on Amazon rn I'm about to wipe the shit out of my butt this week. Straight robbing Bezos

[Tron Paul @clipperton_eric]

@sasimons What happened to Shane, Seth? Is he doing better or worse than your spoken bird poetry?

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Ed gallrein and Ed Gein have never been seen in the same room. Just saying.

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I guarantee you that most of the people who sign up to be early moon colonists will be crossfitters. Just the worst fucking people

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“Oh you’re talking about the Nirvana album? The one that has the kid with the unrealistically large penis on the cover?”

- me holdin’ it down for the boys

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It’s funny that at some point Stephen Hawking accepted an invitation to Epstein island in his weird ass robot voice.

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You’re telling me the US invaded the place that made the soccer horns?

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Jeff Bezos always looks like a geologist that got in over his head

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The best part about being sick is that your Billy Corgan impression gets like ten times better.

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Ok, zoomer. Pirate a movie.

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Ok, zoomer. Unzip a file.

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Why would you not kick the field goal when you know that the niners are about to have to call up the equipment manager to play QB on the next drive?