dad bod god

my liver will take what my heart cant

[Michael @ChatCityTactics]

Four MLS games before the break.

Every #AllForCITY XI between now and then should start with all of these names written on the team sheet in pen.

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

What the fuck are we even doing. Our roster is in worse shape for 2026 than it was in 2025. Get Diego out of our club. PLEASE

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

Klauss would occupy the DP spot opened by Riqui Puig’s season-ending injury.

$2m for STL can be converted to GAM to help continue roster overhaul. Club not done adding this winter, especially if Klauss departs.

Klauss contract expires after this season.

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

Josh the human is wonderful, Josh the professional soccer player ehhh I don’t think this is it. We should not be using a senior roster slot for him.

[St Louis CITY SC @stlCITYsc]

A leader on and off the pitch 🫡

We have re-signed defender Josh Yaro to a one-year contract through 2026 with a club option for 2027.

🗞️ https://t.co/wVSQY4xPsg

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

@1_LPfannenstiel congratulations on your new position! Thank you for everything you did for us in St. Louis. Will be rooting for Aberdeen FC

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

You cannot convince me otherwise that this match was rigged so that Mueller gets his mls win. By far the worst pen call I’ve ever seen. Abysmal. MLS is a joke league

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

What a joke. Absolutely un fucking believable.

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

@1_LPfannenstiel sign a 6 please 😭 #AllForCITY

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

Dear god I hope we get some better players this upcoming transfer window. Buy out some of these perpetually injured players too while we are at it. #AllforCITY

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

@DeangeloMa28303 Steal

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

This traffic is going to make me so late to this show lmao. Like get some traffic cops out here nobody knows what they are doing

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

Sloppy game, hope we can make some impactful subs (Xande, Celio, Edu) and maybe make something happen 😬 #AllforCITY

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

Probably should have won that. Ben has been great with Burki out. Defense let him down on that last goal for the draw. I’ll take a point on the road though although wish for the life of me it was 3 😫. #AllForCITY

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

He was onside.
#AllForCITY

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

Nilsson 😢
#AllForCITY

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

USL Pro/Rel is so cool to see

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

RT if your club is still undefeated…

[MLS Communications @MLS_PR]

With a 1-0 victory over Seattle Sounders FC, @stlCITYsc became the third team in MLS history to start a season with four consecutive shutouts, joining 2012 Vancouver Whitecaps FC and the 2007 New York Red Bulls.

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

RT if your club is still undefeated in 2025…

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

I didn’t like all the flicks and no look passes tonight, couldn’t connect with anything. I’ll take a point on the road. Hope mls will penalize teams for the racist chants. Only stopped after the 86 minute. #AllForCITY

[dad bod god @clipsezilla]

The tie sucks, but this tie felt a lot better than many of the ties of last year. I liked the new formation. Totland is a beast #AllForCITY