Happy non-binary day, I go by any pronouns meaning I accept:
She like a ship/the moon
He like how a dog is just a little a guy
They as in the all knowing force referred to in the phrase “they say that..”
It as in an unknowable eldritch entity
Or any others you find fun and sexy
One time I asked a film bro if there was a difference or if using film was just to be pretentious and after a while he admit it��s just to be pretentious. I spent the rest of the night calling Birds Of Prey: And The Fantabulous Emancipation of one Harley Quinn “the only film ever”
drinking with someone who likes martinis is always weird cuz they’re like “i want it filthy and wet raw missionary with eye contact and sloppy making out” like alright man. cool. im happy u found a drink u like
Nearly a year later they unprompted told me “Tess I have to come clean, I lied in my job interview when I said I’d never seen the bee movie. It’s just the only fun fact I could think of was that pigs orgasm for 10 minutes and I didn’t think I should say that in a job interview”
One time I was giving a job interview and I asked their favorite fun fact and they recited the first line from the bee movie and then when I asked “isn’t that from the bee movie?” they said they didn’t know, as they’d never seen the bee movie
one time a job interviewer asked my friend about his hobbies and he panicked and said "baking bread." he was so wracked with guilt that during his next interview he said "i need to tell you something. i don't bake bread. i'm sorry i don't know why i lied"
I hate Gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a Green Monster & Red Bull, The Twilight: Breaking Dawn Wedding Nightmare Sequence, and your own cats for Halloween