Harold

salmon of knowledge was my dinner, twitter is my owl, the keyboard is my ink and feather, and you all are my disciples

[Harold @clitfinder68]

Are you ready for the best 2 minutes of my life?

[Mork @absolutemorkage]

Wtf did bed bugs do before beds were invented😂

[Harold @clitfinder68]

Dj khaled is the one bc he’s the loneliest one that you’ll ever do

[Harold @clitfinder68]

As soon as dictators mess with Russia it all goes downhill

[Harold @clitfinder68]

@TommyTweeter67 Tommy Tweeter is the epitome of Bess sass #hypocrite #moaner

[Harold @clitfinder68]

I changed my opinion. All hail Claude

[Harold @clitfinder68]

I’m refusing to eat in a restaurant with a fully AI-generated food AND drinks menu and my friends are calling me snobby. What has this world come to?

[Harold @clitfinder68]

@TommyTweeter67 As opposed to the 2002 attack?

[Harold @clitfinder68]

@TommyTweeter67 Leave the twitter before the twitter leaves you

[Harold @clitfinder68]

@TommyTweeter67 #real

[Harold @clitfinder68]

I remember when I used to think I’d have to stop picking my nose at some point

[Harold @clitfinder68]

@TommyTweeter67 @women any help on this?

[Tommytweeter @TommyTweeter67]

Does the clit actually exist?

[Harold @clitfinder68]

@TommyTweeter67 I want credit for this @TommyTweeter67 😡😡

[Harold @clitfinder68]

@markmcdnnell What?

[Harold @clitfinder68]

@bumpicker69 @ThomasWride A generational talent

[Tommytweeter @TommyTweeter67]

What’s up with aeroplanes nowadays… EVERYTHING!

[Harold @clitfinder68]

#NewProfilePic

[Harold @clitfinder68]

@ThomasWride I don’t think this guy gets it

[Harold @clitfinder68]

Narbia a whole world in a cupboard call it the globe behind the drobe