Aphrodykete💫

(he/they/she)

[Your Daddy’s Favorite @yourdadsfav40]

Idk who needs to hear this but just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you can’t learn to swim, take dance classes, start gymnastics, learn a new language, etc. like I know it’s obvious but sometimes we need the reminder.

[shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard]

Choose your fighter

[florinda 🎐🪽 @donafl0rinda]

shakira the woman that raised me

[Kim @thekimrlln]

Miss Ma'am, Miss Universe Thailand's evening gown is made of pull can tabs as a homage to her garbage collector dad and street sweeper mom 🤯 Thailand is back in their A-game #71stMissUniverse

[Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05]

Just to reiterate, the Governor and chief executive of the state in which this photograph was taken has now signed an executive order that could jeopardize anyone who dares to share this photograph in the very school being desegregated in this photograph.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Mfs used to be creative af with “yo mama” jokes someone told me “Yo mama so big she on both sides of the family” and I still ain’t recover😭😭

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[Pokémon Brainrot @PkmnBrainrot]

eeveelutions but let’s make them bald

[mr. bega vevo @LouBegaVEVO]

you look at a Toblerone package, long, triangular, and think “there’s no way it’s that shape”, and you’re right, it isn’t that shape. it’s in a way weirder shape, a far more fucked up shape than you could ever have anticipated.

[🪻Gail🪻 @Icekoldsoup]

Can’t believe Brennan Lee Mulligan dropped the hardest villain line of all time with “To reach a hand down to someone, they need to be beneath you.” And expected me to go on with me day

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

i understand that “your coworkers are not your friends” mindset but bestie i promise it’s within ur best interest to at the very least be sociable 😭 u do NOT want to work at a job where people dislike u

[Devin @DevinElleKurtz]

Guys, we’re saved! I see… a cactus…

[Another One Down! @AnotherOneDown_]

MINT GREEN PLAYING BOSTON CALLING LETS FUCKING GO @mintgreenmusic

[NewsDigitales @NewsDigitalesAr]

- Adopte un perro para que cuide la casa

El perro:

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

Men should be less insecure about their height and more ashamed about their emotional intelligence

[MÆTERS | U̞̓́Ţ̖̒Rͤ҉̪O̧̺̚B̡̥ͧĄ̩̓ @maeters_art]

Baby has his own jacket now 🖤

[JayD.🍥 @JaydisHIM]

The camera man is the most underrated anime character imo👨‍🦯