i have a legendary tier bait post or two sitting in my drafts and every time i read them i laugh so hard but i feel like they’d immediately lose the humor for me if i posted them
who is actually keeping either of the paul brothers in business?? like i don’t know a single person who has ever said anything about enjoying them or whatever content they are peddling at any given time
i got told i was a beautiful man by a lesbian years ago and i felt that interaction not only healed a part of my soul but added a piece i previously did not have
@ShellCopyright@hfbaefhvdibsagl hey shell i just wanted to say thanks for the other day when you gave me that pep talk after you had stopped that runaway bus from crashing into an elementary school. i know you said it was just what you do but if there’s any way to repay you let me know
@cobwebsoupp i had a dude offering to buy feet pics from me like 7 years ago and my partner at the time tweeted about it and he got offended and had a breakdown in my dms in almost the exact same way. it’s like they’re made in a lab somewhere
real stone fantasy shower now has to compete with pastel tile fantasy shower in the battle of my mind while i pretend i could ever afford a bathroom renovation