clitpocalypse now

rat.

- pfp by @messonebig

[clitpocalypse now @clithaver]

learned mouth to shaft at my CPR class today and they kicked me out

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yo that was mad funny twin come dap me up and tickle my balls a bit mwah i love you

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i have a legendary tier bait post or two sitting in my drafts and every time i read them i laugh so hard but i feel like they’d immediately lose the humor for me if i posted them

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who is actually keeping either of the paul brothers in business?? like i don’t know a single person who has ever said anything about enjoying them or whatever content they are peddling at any given time

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hey man what did you mean when you bit my lip and pulled it back slowly while staring deeply into my eyes are we still cool?

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batman to joker from outside the jail cell

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

im in the fat gay loser asylum

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@wndfola RAGEFACE GIRL TAT IS SO ELITE WTFFFF AHAHA

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i got told i was a beautiful man by a lesbian years ago and i felt that interaction not only healed a part of my soul but added a piece i previously did not have

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@cobwebsoupp it’s a lot more fun when you post shamelessly and explicitly only when you want to

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@seansphotos holy FUCK these are all so incredible wow

[Sean @seansphotos]

some more accidental double exposures

[Sean @seansphotos]

accidentally shot a roll twice so now its just abstract

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fortnite doing john wick for like the 5th time feels like a sign

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

FORTNITE CHAPTER 7 SEASON 3 BATTLE PASS REVEAL

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is she in the backrooms too?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Carly Rae Jepsen teases her new era:

“Is this thing on..?”

[jacob @ascending4th]

I don’t care if I lose my job. Charlie Kirk got what he deserved.

My name is Steve Hilton and I am running for Governor of California.

[clitpocalypse now @clithaver]

@ShellCopyright @hfbaefhvdibsagl hey shell i just wanted to say thanks for the other day when you gave me that pep talk after you had stopped that runaway bus from crashing into an elementary school. i know you said it was just what you do but if there’s any way to repay you let me know

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@tehbakey @SethTalksSports @kakushitsujosei @Chunky_Buttons that’s fine, you’re right i’m wrong. you’re vastly more intelligent and handsome than me. happy?

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@cobwebsoupp i had a dude offering to buy feet pics from me like 7 years ago and my partner at the time tweeted about it and he got offended and had a breakdown in my dms in almost the exact same way. it’s like they’re made in a lab somewhere

[clitpocalypse now @clithaver]

@verryfawn i just KNEW you were cool like that

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@BigFatWitchHat oh fuck yeah dude

someday that’s gonna be my shower on god

[clitpocalypse now @clithaver]

real stone fantasy shower now has to compete with pastel tile fantasy shower in the battle of my mind while i pretend i could ever afford a bathroom renovation