Chris

[Chris @clitorischris]

@Mayoda4real @DailyLoud Right bc you defo money tight buying at least 3 cases of sparkling ice caffeinated drinks

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@TalkinBaseball_ 2 starters throwing a total of 68 pitches is a waste of starters

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@C0urtneyDanvers Acting like tingus pingus and an extra from the rio movie gonna stop Giannis💀💀💀

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@fuzzyfromyt Setting records as a rookie is elite no matter how you slice it

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@OhChev 97 overall finest cards gonna go hard🥶🥶🥶

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@CodifyBaseball 92 walks in 161 innings is also quite ridiculous

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@DoubleH_YT Notice how YouTubers say this literally every year, then literally a week in it’s proven wrong

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@InternetH0F I fuck my dog

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@OhChev Why does the younger one have less velo wtf

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@TalkinBaseball_ Last hit in his career prolly😭😭

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What’s the biggest “I’m him” performance of all time

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@RiseUpPHX @CodifyBaseball He wouldn’t have thrown a high fastball in a 1-2 count, he would’ve thrown a back door slider or something he can’t barrel

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@Arkunir @MrBeast This has less than a 4th of the views of Mr Beasts original tweet and 60k less likes. Bros fs botting, 950k followers and 500k likes on a literal period for a tweet is very suspect

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@GarysheffieldJr His defense is elite, and since we’re not really competing let him get the extra reps and allow him to hopefully find his stroke for next year. He’s shown flashes of being a great hitter, but he’s gonna need some more time to be able to really flourish

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@MLBONFOX If they had degrom too we could argue a top 10 rotation oat

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@TalkinBaseball_ Y’all doubting the dodgers coaching staff fr they gonna turn Lance Lynn into a fat Greg Maddux

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@wildtiktokss Send my ex 1000 horses with laxatives in their food

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@thuuuuney It’s pretty hard to throw strikes when you consistently throw perfects on corners that end up slightly outside. Meanwhile my opponents good releases be THE BEST
STRIKES you’ve ever seen

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@OhChev 😭😭

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@TalkinYanks Let’s be safe here put him on the 60 day call up peraza