derk

I apologize in advance

[derk @clitsville]

You asked ya MCM how he feel about Syria and he said Frosted Flakes the best kind

[derk @clitsville]

CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU'VE COMPLETED LIFE!
YOU PLAYED AS: white male
CHOOSE ONE:
A) PLAY TUTORIAL AGAIN
B) TRY A HARDER SETTING

[derk @clitsville]

When I die I want to be cremated and fed to the birds. That way, even when I die I can still be shitting on u niggas

[derk @clitsville]

If her car has more than 80k miles on it she a thot

[derk @clitsville]

I always knew she looked familiar..

[derk @clitsville]

I miss my girl so much I be grabbing my own ass cheeks

[derk @clitsville]

Bone apple teeth!

[derk @clitsville]

me: hi-
cosmopolitan: stick a finger in his ass

[derk @clitsville]

The miracle of birth is BEAUTIFUL if u think this is “gross” or “disturbing” the unfollow button is right there buddy

[derk @clitsville]

You asked ya MCM how he feel about Syria and he said Frosted Flakes the best kind

[derk @clitsville]

if a girl say her pussy better than ya girlfriends n u fuck her to prove her wrong that’s not cheating. U just defending ya girl

[derk @clitsville]

What kind of hick wedding..

[derk @clitsville]

pretty sure I'm dating arthritis

[derk @clitsville]

"I don't understand moths," I say as I finish off another beer. "why do they gravitate to what kills them?" I stand. "anyone need another?"

[derk @clitsville]

Dr: you've been in a coma for two years
Me: is that a long time
Dr:
Me: like if someone told u that at a bar would u be impressed

[derk @clitsville]

[enter password] mypulloutgame
[password weak]
All 8 of my kids: daddy why r u crying

[derk @clitsville]

If u fuck up a meal just call it Chicago Style and serve it anyway

[derk @clitsville]

Child: dad can I take off this black adidas hoodie it's 90°
Dad: no son we're a health goth family
Child: it feels like I'm dying
Dad: sick

[derk @clitsville]

CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU'VE COMPLETED LIFE!
YOU PLAYED AS: white male
CHOOSE ONE:
A) PLAY TUTORIAL AGAIN
B) TRY A HARDER SETTING

[derk @clitsville]

@ochocinco https://t.co/IgPIUoP77X
LOVE U MAN BLESSUP!!!

[derk @clitsville]

Niggas really out here eating bananas with the jacket still on. https://t.co/lBtFCvGmMp