haley, three lemons, carcass out

don’t come for me unless I twirl for you.

[haley, three lemons, carcass out @clitteastw00d]

The real housewives franchises are truly the most fascinating anthropological study in the last 50 years

[randy @woahokrandy]

the way other housewives are cowards and would never post this 😭

[yami @chanelbbh]

love island is actually a linguists dream. how often can you freely observe the speech patterns of a sequestered group of 20 somethings and see how it evolves within the span of 6 weeks. so many awesome rapid formations of shared vocabulary, convergence, etc. i’m so fascinated

[lauryn🤸🏾‍♀️ @laurischattin]

this is actively sending me into orbit dkskskskd

[໊ @dreamofcain]

girl move on 😭

[It’s Bravo @ItsBravoBtch]

Sorry but what was up with the fck ass edit on this scene with the fake panic attack. Amanda literally unilaterally decided to move out for a full year, left her hoard behind and Kyle is supposed to sit home? The victim edit isn’t going to work. #InTheCity

[alex 🕊️ 🦖 @dove_of_babylon]

so cool how there's birds all around us and they're literally free to watch???

you can just go outside and watch them for free entertainment????

[haley, three lemons, carcass out @clitteastw00d]

I hate every single challenge and this one was no different personally

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

Love Island literally should have been doing cute and funny challenges like this out the gate?!? This is the content that’s good and helps build bonds between couples but instead we had to watch people put TOES in their mouths! #LoveIslandUSA

[Chicago Piping Plovers @ChicagoPiping]

It is with profound sadness we report the loss of the chick banded with the green star. Weather conditions have been challenging this season, requiring beach evacuations including this Saturday, and may have played a role.

Together, we mourn the tragic passing of another chick.

[Scott Leger @Scotterybarn]

big weekend for Taylor Swift and America; two gluttonous titans of yesteryear fully entrenched in their downward slope, loudly demanding the celebration of both their essence and excess while likely lacking the self awareness necessary to course correct in any meaningful way

[⚫️ Why is he speaking? @mozuzz]

Vans remembered they had Melanie sitting in they archives and had to take advantage 😭

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

the iron grip the word 'lustful' has on this damn villa oh my god

[the northern fucker 𓅫 @evilrelaysp0rt]

poor babies.... and this is OUR fault

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

hey so there’s this diva

[haley, three lemons, carcass out @clitteastw00d]

Thank god fucking losers

[Hasty Headlines @Bravfaux]

Nia Sanchez and Danny Booko Announce Their Departure from The Valley: “This chapter no longer aligns with the values we hold as a family.” #TheValley

[aly @amzingroulette]

people don’t know how rare this is in love island like she’s a top tier islander regardless of how people feel abt her

[Jaidon |6’5 bottom defending Lisa Barlow| @xcxbase]

5-10 years from now Olivia Rodrigo will want to be taken seriously as an actress and will star in the Kristen Doute biopic

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

They all happy thinking Zach stayed loyal not knowing HE DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE CAUSE HIS RACIST BITCH GOT THE BOOT 😭😭😭😭

[haley, three lemons, carcass out @clitteastw00d]

@thedigitaldash_ It’s genuinely the best fucking show ever lmao

[Stallion Hub @stallion_hub]

Megan Thee Stallion via TikTok Story

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

Love Island for me is a live study in sexual economics of hetero dynamics; how bodies, race, skin tone, personality, trauma, insecurities, fears and attractiveness interact and are weaponised in competition, and how the public’s voting choices reveal our biases and pecking order.