Clit T. Bird

I’ve got jesters privilege

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Dick for dinner again?

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

Splat wet

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

Honestly, I haven’t ever been with a man that’s not weird or crazy and I used to think it’s because I was picking them, but now I actually think it’s because I’m so hot and amazing that they’re losing their minds.

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He’s lying, i saw him eat those soap nuts.

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@gapingdokus Don’t lie, I saw u eat those soap nuts.

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

I’m psychic bleeding so hard rn

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

Oh no, you’re not thinking of wearing your fuck me pumps and an ankle brace again are you ?

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

Precious cream

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

Saved to drafts = saved my relationships

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

I am the hardest fish to catch

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

Give those udders a good tuggin

Right on dem nubbins

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

Grappling with my gremlins

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

I brought a bag of my spluids for u

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

@yuheah That’s his child tho

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I’m sorry my ass is fat. I’m sorry I’m so fucking kind. I didn’t want it to be like this :((

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

@gapingdokus Esophagus Titan

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

One of my fave things in old timey cartoons is seeing ants steal stuff from a picnic

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

If they talk behind your back? Fart

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME??? I ALREADY HAVE A FAT ASS!! THATS A BURDEN!!

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

@gapingdokus @MissGrimace Clear that butt throat

[Clit T. Bird @clittybird]

@gapingdokus Oh no there’s crabs in there !