Cap’n Clive Dobbs

bilge rat living in Nottingham. FOREST TILL DAVY JONES TAKES ME. proud cap’n n’ swashbuckler. Undergoing a voyage of the seven seas

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

Please give this article a read and a share if you’d be so kind folks. @stetopping of the Manchester Evening News has kindly taken the time to name me in this article and write about mine and Liz’s ordeal at Prague last week xx https://t.co/60yO4fE3Db

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

@Jsize18 These cutscenes always look like they’re made by people who have never watched football before in their life

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

@lx9hzh @InferiorWhitoid @Vergicalico @justxavierisunc Tbf if I shit in the street and ate God knows what, I’d probably need to shower 3 times a day too

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

@InferiorWhitoid @Vergicalico @justxavierisunc “Malaysia is superior saaaar”

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

@frenchy27ii You’re gonna use that Perez Hilton video aren’t you

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

@BigTaeng @circusap Why dick ride CASINOS of all things

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

@DerekEsquire @AIberntie @circusap Unironically white knighting for a casino is insane

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

After seeing the Mad King over the weekend and seeing the love and care that went into the play, this feels like a kick in the teeth #hotd

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

House of the Dragon writing is just oscillating between awful and boring, but then they throw a lesbian kissing or incest scene in for shock value man Ryan Condal genuinely should be put on trial at The Hague

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

@kenspixelwire @CopMoment Social security number

[Jayden @Jaydenwmjl]

i hate couples that door dash together, y'all ugly as fuck 😭😂

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

@Italian347 TT games were only as good as the stories within them, and they were often far from stellar.

The Walking Dead is a banger, first two at least. The rest isn’t for me

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

@RollingHedge To be fair, the comedic timing of having strangers do all that shit for you, then getting up and strolling up the stairs without an issue is absolute gold. I almost feel the need to applaud her

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

@any10100194952 @ColloLew Can you point to the historical consensus that Britain caused the potato famine?

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

Institutionally killing yourself because you’re broke and you got aches, come on man your life is worth more than that

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Popular animator hotdiggedydemon has announced that he plans to travel to Switzerland to undergo physician-assisted euthanasia, citing his deteriorating health, fibromyalgia, chronic uncontrollable drooling, and financial difficulties as the reasons behind his decision.

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

@Mr_Moisty12 @bullishdegen200 @westerosies Using Troon colours for ts says it all

[Bruiser Broski @BeastCoastNYHC]

There is no such thing as illegal blood alcohol content while driving on stolen land

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

Libs demand you abandon every aspect of your heritage and identity to appease their schizophrenic moral standards

[Cap’n Clive Dobbs @clive_dobbs]

@Hootcel