Clive Agran

Possibly the worst golfer never to have won a major and the greatest writer never to have won a Pulitzer prize.

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

@TomIrwinNCG You've left out arguably the greatest golf book of all time, "Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three".

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

@simonkhangolf And what if you're not?

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

If we've got to have leap years and a leap day every four years, wouldn't it make better sense to insert the extra day in the summer when the weather is better? June only has 30 days and so could easily accommodate another one. Good idea, eh?

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

Another sparkling feature together with a precious opportunity to purchase arguably the greatest golf book of all time.
https://t.co/vC2o7bSA0J

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

Yet another sparkling feature in National Club Golfer together with a welcome opportunity to buy the greatest golf book ever written.
https://t.co/tc8sjFDicw

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

@joeltadman Not if you factor in lost balls!

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

Sussex Life's 'Book of the Month', no less. What next, the Booker Prize or, who knows, the Nobel Prize for Literature? (Ignore Jack Jordan and go straight to the foot of the page).

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

https://t.co/agMEPdPUHe

I struggle with technology but, all being well, Mortimer's Monday Missive should be going live next week (Jan 8) when I'll try to publish the 1st of the weary misanthrope's absurd letters to the first of 100 hapless recipients; assuming I don't screw up

[Middlesex Golf @Middlesex_Golf]

Last minute book idea for Christmas, for you to read in front of the fire or for a present under the🎄🎁
This one is a real laugh out loud affair,with 100 letters written to some well known global personalities world leaders some even got a reply... 💌

@cliveagran is golfs #no1

[@pitchmarks @pitchmarks]

@tonyjdear Thank you @tonyjdear - some great recommendations and I'm humbled and delighted to see Grass Routes in there! ⛳️💚✍️. And a deserved shout out for @cliveagran's book, too; hilarious in person and in print!

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

Nice review in Links Magazine of the greatest golf book ever written. Although possibly slightly biased, I can't help thinking the order in which the contributor, the affable Tony Dear, has listed his 12 best books for Christmas is hugely significant.
https://t.co/u4a4Efx2Tu...

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

Only the best meet the stringent criteria required to stock 'Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three'. I'm therefore thrilled Skibo Castle, home to one of the greatest links courses on earth, has joined the very exclusive list
https://t.co/Wbh9mNY7J4

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

@BrandonTucker Play golf, what else is there?

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

THE book has made it into the top ten bestsellers. Okay, it's just the publisher's top ten but never mind it's a start. The one to look out for is bottom row, one from the left with the sparkling title, 'Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three'.

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

@R_McStravick @Winds_of_Heaven Not any more, I'm afraid. I sold my seven-wood to buy a ball-retriever.

[Lee Patterson @Winds_of_Heaven]

Buy this it's an excellent chucklesome read @cliveagran

[Lee Patterson @Winds_of_Heaven]

Lovely golfy lunch with writer and scribe @cliveagran who is completely excellent company
⛳🏌️‍♀️

[Middlesex Golf @Middlesex_Golf]

Love golf related books, looking for something original as a gift - well we might have stumbled across the book for you. 📖

From living legend @cliveagran this is a laugh out loud read that you will recommend to others 👍😂

@GolfMonthly
@EnglandGolf
@staffordshiregolf

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

@pitchmarks What outstandingly good taste you have. Thanks for the kind words, all of which are totally warranted.

[Clive Agran @cliveagran]

Really sad to hear of the passing of Tony Husband, who's wonderful cartoons illustrated my column in Golf International and, more recently, my book. A lovely, kind and gifted man. RIP