Clive Heaven Born

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@WolfgangRichtEU I was a stockbroker but I am now serving a lengthy suspension for fraud

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@ClimateWarrior7 My boss’ daughter is having her batmitsfa. I wanted to buy her a sex toy to celebrate becoming a woman, but they were all circumcised dildos and I thought it would send the wrong message. I want to encourage her to explore sexually outside her religious community.

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@LeoKearse They weren’t stealing fuel. They were dogging.

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@WarMonitor3 They were obviously just dogging

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@ClimateWarrior7 We need to sexualize all aspects of daily life. Queer people will only feel accepted when from the moment we leave your homes we’re bombarded with dildoes and buttplugs

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@BuzzTheSchnauz1 @BurnsideWasTosh @GBPolitcs Her story is falling to pieces. Locals now report she is a well known Dogger and the vans were parked in a rural lane frequented by doggers

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@ClimateWarrior7 I spoke to Jason Arday shortly before… anyway he asked whether I had studied Sociology. I said “no, I just took Climate Warrior’s racism detection course.” He said it was racist to take jobs away from black people and I realized I still knew so little

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@ClimateWarrior7 This doesn’t go far enough. My selfish nan still lives in her semi. When will the government act on its principles and kick her out so we can turn it into an HM

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@HBrubanter @BurnsideWasTosh Clearly they were just doggers. This is anti Muslim hysteria

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@LeoKearse Half naked men meeting in vans by the side of the road? doggers

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@WarMonitor3 Maybe they were just dogging

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

“ got to believe me Guvenor, we aren’t terrorists. We were told that this where the Doggers meet.”

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@BasilTheGreat Who says they’re islamists. They could have been doggers. This could all be a big misunderstanding

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@WolfgangRichtEU Wolfgang you are allowing bigotry to cause you to jump to conclusions. Who said they were Muslim? The only reasonable conclusion is they were far right radicals like Danny Tommo or Tommy Robinson. Say “Free, Free Palestine” fifty times to combat the racism in your subconscious

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@WheelieFUMS My neighbour has fibromyalgia. It is a debilitating condition that makes it difficult for her to travel. Thanks to PIP support she went on holiday to Spain. This was very good for her health and her symptoms disappeared for the whole trip. How can the government want to take this

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@ClimateWarrior7 There are 17,000 possible three letter combinations this is probably the upper limit on the number of possible genders

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@RusOilGasExpert Can someone explain why crude is coming out of the Gulf but not products? Their refineries weren’t that badly hit

[Clive Heaven Born @cliveheavenborn]

@ukboomers Situations like this is why you keep flares on the boat

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Danny Tommo's Judge

"Tam Ikram"

He never stood a chance