.@RealDonaldTrump hey, don't take this the wrong way but you even drink water like an asshole! Hahaha (Seriously though, except for the dwindling crowds of dipshits who cheer as you bend them over, the whole world is laughing at you.)
Thank you to all the first responders and people helping each other out. That's what we do as Americans. Here's one way you can help now. https://t.co/iGfE8rAoAu
Should've worn a hood with the rest of your bros, Pete. But I'm sure your boss at the T-Mobile kiosk in the mall will be forgiving. https://t.co/BvKKuU91ZX