Chris

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[Chris @cll864]

@mlbbowman He had a few good outings towards the beginning of the season though didn’t he? What’s that average over the last 2 months?

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@DOBrienATL Justice has no expiration date 🙃😂

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@jpaulrussell @680TheFan Trout’s missed 40% of games over the past 5 seasons or so and is currently hurt now.

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@RonFilipkowski In the words of Captain Carol Burnett (Matt Damon) on 30 Rock, “We say ‘about thirty minutes to control the herds of walking mozzarella sticks…’”

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@_JHokanson They just want to make sure the red card controversy ends tonight…

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@FoulTerritoryTV @Jesus_Cano88 It’s not even just that he’s had that few hits. He’s not making solid contact. Or any contact. Hes not been the victim of bad breaks, he’s just been bad.

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@Whatapityonyou @atrupar You know who’s really strong and manly? Those wrestlers who don’t eat and wear trash bags to make weight before a match. I wonder if Trump can be that manly…?

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@Braves Oh it’s a video? I thought it was a GIF from how short it was.

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@MikeLupica @atrupar Considering they praise the energy and stamina of a guy who repeatedly falls asleep in meetings and live press events, that’s practically a rave.

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@TheRealCruzOx @DrunkAubie Maybe the last time I felt hopeful watching an Auburn game…

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@Wilson__Valdez @atrupar Ok fine I’ll ask myself but can I just ask regular or do I have to scream it at myself?

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@mlbbowman Can we DH for him? I’d guess most pitchers we sent out there would at least stumble into a base hit or a walk every now and then.

[Chris @cll864]

@savscott @cub527 @mlbbowman Whenever he steps in the box, I imagine the entire defense walking closer and yelling “easy out” like they’re back on the playground as kids.

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@mlbbowman HSK's 2026 highlight reel is just that one RBI squeeze bunt about a month ago.

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@Braves Of all the places I’d pitch Drake, fastball down the middle ain’t it.

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@JFergusonAU

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@DecodingFoxNews @Acosta Turns out there’s a reason very few people ace the test… #dementia

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@BMattAU Does…does it have to?

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@cheekybollock @mlbbowman I will never understand why pitchers throw him anything other than a change up or slider that starts at the knees.

[Chris @cll864]

@cheekybollock @mlbbowman Every time he has a good game or two at the plate and it seems like he might be turning the corner, he will come back and strike out 4 times the next game.