Councillor Jocelyn Beaver

Leader of the Women's Superiority Party on Chadwell Council. A vote for more Beaver is a vote for Common Sense.

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

It's time for men to acknowledge what women have always known - women are better at everything. Nothing more so than running councils. In a survey conducted by us of the Women's Superiority Party here in what was once lovely Chadwell 100% agreed. On 6th May you know what to do!

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

@steven_ncl @GCVexed @ClimateWarrior7 Yes it is, so don't forget it young man and tell your old mum you love her instead of denying I'm your mother at all. I named you Christabel, not Peter!

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

Glad it says no perishables. So no frozen or chilled goods please if you do this.

[nwalsham15💜 @thorpe7777]

@HayleyOwen_x

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

@Ne3Steve
QVC no discount re price but quite attractive edition. 4 interest free instalments or can pay in one go. Time limited
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[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

We in the Women's Superiority Party are particularly worried about the plight of women in Afghanistan. As such I have taken in a refugee Jameela. Fireworks are banned with immediate effect in Chadwell as it brings out her CPTSD.

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

Have you lost touch with someone you once loved?
Beaver Reintroductions will track them down for you. Our team of private investigators and clairvoyants are waiting for your call.
(Excluding those convicted of stalking, attempted murder etc)
https://t.co/y4H9V7CDKd

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

@iusedtobeabat The amount @CllrBattley claimed in expenses from Chadwell Council for "figure control" yet we still can't get the menace out of office and into prison where he belongs.

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

@SarahWhite_64 @RJohnson1974 @ClimateWarrior7 The Beaver holds her own I assure you. I'm going to be busy then but if you've got time please pop round Christabel. I'm clearing the garage out and need to know what I can throw out of your old stuff.

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

@2plus3times5 @CllrCross I can try for that at the retrial but frankly it's a disappointment

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

@Paxmere She's absolutely gorgeous. The very best catwalk model.

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

@2plus3times5 @CllrCross Yes, Mr Sprocker, I should be delighted to judge. My recent absence was of course a result of jury duty for a particularly long deliberation re a fraud trial where apparently juries cannot impose the death sentence even if they've brought their own black cap. Next time Battley!

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

@MollyVizsla Gorgeous!!! ❤️

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

@ClimateWarrior7 @Paxmere No Christabel, as you keep denying you're my son you won't be taken any notice of. You've been nothing but a nightmare for me since you were born. You don't even acknowledge me as your mother. We're done, you're disinherited & %0disowned. You're not hurting me any more.

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

Yes, I have been away for the past few days having been on an organising committee for the G7 summit in Cornwall which I wasn't allowed to disclose until now under the Official Secrets Act.

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

@ClimateWarrior7 @Paxmere Disinherited, trust fund closed and blocked.

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

Chadwell Borough Council, bringing you value for money & representation for all.
@CllrCross do you think we have a suitable potholed path location for acne awareness day? We're searching for suitable pothole filling solutions that look like the pus in an afflicted teenager's face

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

Thank you for all the praise you've flooded the Council with for our Rainbow path from the High Street to the dogging spot behind Chadwell Cotton Mill. It took us until Wednesday (30th June) but well worth it and just in time for Pride month.

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

And the crossing between the town hall & Cllr Battley's official apartments is complete.

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

@ClimateWarrior7 Christabel we need to talk. Straight away. And be mindful that all trusts and inheritances are suspended in the event of violent death until you are cleared from having been the perpetrator.

[Cllr Ron Robertson @RonCllr]

When we asked architects Wylie, Swan & Plantagenet to build us a new town hall in the style of the Parthenon we didn’t expect them to recreate it so precisely!

It’s not watertight and has no electricity. Even the ancient Greeks would be less than chuffed.

[Councillor Jocelyn Beaver @CllrBeaver]

@ClimateWarrior7 I didn't know you were living in poverty, darling. I've put another £2 million in your trust fund to help - with strict instructions the whole trust goes to your brother if you have any cosmetic or genital surgery. Your forehead is perfect as it is.