Jeff the Westiepoo

I’m Jeff. Or Jeffrey when I’m in trouble. I’m a Westiepoo and sometimes I forget that I’m a dog. I love walks, sleeping on my parents bed, and playing fetch.

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Hey @StenaLineUKIE, what is happening on the Fishguard-Rosslare route? When will it be running again? Mum’s got tickets for the rail and sail next week. She’s barking mad and said all her plans are going to the dogs. #stena #stenaline #rosslare #fishguard #help

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Finally feeling good and on the road to recovery. Paws crossed, I’ll be running again in no time. 🐶💙 #dogsoftwitter #dog #doglife #westiepoo #jeffthewestiepoo #jeff #recovery #toughguy #toughestdogalive

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

@quordle what is going on?! Why do I have different words from my friends at the dog park?! 🤯🤯🤯

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

I’m calling BS on the Worldle today. It’s like putting up a map of Honshu without the other islands and then claiming it’s Japan. #bullshit #BS #worldle #wrongmap #misleading #misrepresentation #wreckedmystreak #nothappy #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #dog #doglife #dogproblems

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Hey @qatarairways, my aunties arrived from London yesterday and all the dog toys they got me were left behind! Where are their bags?! I need my squeaky balls! #perthairport #london #perth #lostluggage #notoys #squeakyballs #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #westiepoo #dogproblems

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Time to recharge. #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #westiepoo #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter #recharge #restandrecharge #battery

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

@hmsgordon A big impression,
To forget you it would be,
Just impawsible.

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

A haiku for @hmsgordon

You came and pet me,
I watched you while you slept there,
Miss you already.

#haiku #hannah #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #jeffthepoet #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Throw it, lady! THROW IT! #throwtheball #throwthedamnball #jeff #jeffrey #westiepoo #dog #doglife #fetch #dogsoftwitter

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Mum’s getting all nostalgic over my puppy photos again. I just found out she’s even kept my puppy teeth in a box. My human is a weird one. #dogs #DogsofTwittter #DogLife #westiepoo #jeffthewestiepoo #jeff #nostalgia #weird

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Writing my personal memoir has really taken it out of me. #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #westiepoo #writer #memoir #naptime #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Flashback video to when I looked like a sheep chasing it’s tail. #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #westiepoo #sheep #sheepdog #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter #haircutplease #chopchop #chase

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Hide and Seek Championship contender 2022. 🐶🏆🥇#hideandseek #hiding #hidingplace #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter #jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #westiepoo

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Time to get some sleep. It’s a tough life being me. #bedtime #sleepytime #tired #dog #doglife #pamperedpooch #dogsoftwitter #jeff #westiepoo

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

I’m ready for my close-up, Mr, DeMille.
#jeff #jeffthewestiepoo #westiepoo #sunsetboulevard #handsome #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Hey @ALDIAustralia are my favourite bratwoofs back for good or just for Oktoberfest?! My tail hasn’t stopped wagging since mum brought them home today. #bratwurst #bratwoof #oktoberfest #sausage #sausagelove #doglife #dog #westiepoo #jeff #aldi

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

I had a sleepover at Grandma and Grandad’s with cousin Buddy. I think I wore him out though. He doesn’t want to play anymore. I guess he doesn’t have as much energy as me. #buddy #GoldenRetriever #cousin #playtime #dog #doglife #jeff #westiepoo #dogsoftwitter

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

It’s my birthday today. I’m 6 in human years, but I guess that makes me middle aged in dog years. *sigh*
#birthdayboy #birthday #6yearsold #middleaged #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter #jeff #westiepoo

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Mum and Dad went away for a few days with my little people. I miss them, but Grandma and Grandad are taking good care of me. #missingthem #dog #doglife #dogsoftwitter #jeff #westiepoo

[Jeff the Westiepoo @clobotron]

Kind of sad to be missing out on watching Bluey with my little people, but when dad tells me to take care of mum, I do it. #guarddog #bluey #bingo #jeff #westiepoo #dog #doglife