David Harris

50% of what I tweet is joke and the other 75% you can’t believe

[David Harris @clock_tower14]

#oneracehumanrace

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During the protest in Houston yesterday one of the police officers noticed my daughter crying. She asked him “Are you gonna shoot us” he got down on one knee wrapped his arm around her and responded:

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@nflnetwork Welcome Back to Redzone Season!!!!! #nflnetwork #nflredzone

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@JohnKruk @TMacPhils this is the only HR, I know about. #hrpufnstuf #kroftbrothers

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@Beno10_MFC 27

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@TMacPhils @JohnKruk Cooper is the name brand of the sharp American cheese

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@rickybottalico @TMacPhils @MBarkannNBCS @bendavisnbcs when will any of you talking heads admit it is time for Caleb Cotham and Kevin Long need to released of their duties as Pitching and Hitting Coach @Phillies

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@JohnKruk @TMacPhils 6 teams in Banana Ball

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@JohnKruk @TMacPhils Brandon Marsh is gonna select the chainsaw instead of the clock radio as the Player of the Game.

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@stumpthephans Richie Ashburn
Grover Alexander
Ferguson Jenkins
Ryne Sandberg

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@JohnKruk you can find Pret Plus shampoo at either CVS or Target @TMacPhils #phillies #krukisms

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@stumpthephans Michael Schmidt
Ken Griffey Jr

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@stumpthephans Brooks Robinson
Greg Maddux
Roberto Clemente
Willie Mays
Jim Kaat

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@PollSter_Mike1 Since I can’t edit my post with the mistake of Walker it should be Walken

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@PollSter_Mike1 The Prophecy series of films where Walker played Gabriel

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@MLBNetwork @LaurenShehadi this is who Matt Vasgerian was referring to on #MLBNHotStove this morning the great Arte Johnson

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@landofthe80s I’m a Mog
A what?
I’m a Mog, I’m half man half dog I’m my own best friend

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@AEW if Kyle wins we riot!!!!!! #AEWDynamite #AEWTitleTuesday

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@AlTheBoss03 Holes

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@lippyent What do you mean because there is a Santa Claus. You need Santa Claus because he is the magic of Christmas, without magic and imagination you’re basically admitting you are dead inside. #imaginationequalslife

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@landofthe80s

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@RetroMoviesDB Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys
Lady Elaine by Boomer Blake