The Clocktoys

Singer-Songwriter. Making big music from a handful of nothing. Lover of classic indie pop. Lifelong NUFC supporter.

[The Clocktoys @clocktoys]

@jameshnufc1 Eye wateringly expensive unproven option. And likely to be on massive wages too.

[The Clocktoys @clocktoys]

@agbnufc_ if I was doing the transfers I’d register an interest in loads of options all at once so the selling clubs never feel they have you over a barrel (what happened last summer). And also, I’d take the 8/10 baldy lad for £30m over the 9/10 adonis for £50m.

[Ian Jones @IanJones_16]

You might not like Kier Starmer, and he’s made plenty of mistakes…

But he’s absolutely nailed that twat and got his number.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

In my experience, riots are by far the best way to distract attention from £5 million gifts and dodgy house purchases.

[pete @pjd23272]

Everyone losing their shit about Nicola Sturgeon not knowing about her husbands finances, but unconcerned about an immigrant waitress spending £850k cash on a house and her partner not having a clue where the money came from

[Scotland’s Story @80_mcswan]

If you want Baroness Michelle Mone removed from the House of Lords and to repay the £136,000,000 owed to taxpayers, please RT!

[Jamie Reuben @jamiereuben]

Thank you to the travelling support today , clearly a very disappointing result at the the end of an underwhelming season, despite some great moments in the champions league and other domestic cups we have not lived up to where we should and need to be.
All of us from ownership down to the coaching staff and players will work tirelessly over the summer to advance our project ,come back stronger and start the new season in the best way possible
To all our supporters, staff everyone associated with @NUFC thank you for your support.

[LBC @LBC]

"That's what happens when you elect Nigel Farage fans..."

James O'Brien reacts to two new Reform councillors admitting they don't know what they're doing.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Bro copied the exact face shape????

[Michelle Beckett @MichelleBeckett]

My daughter was elected as a city councillor when she was 18, the youngest in the country at the time. (11 years ago)
She worked her butt off beforehand (and afterwards) to ensure she knew all there is to know about how local government works. She was brilliant and did some important work. She knew all this backwards before she got in the chamber.
This is outrageous incompetence. I wouldn’t dream of voting Reform, but this should give pause to anyone remotely considering it.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Gary Lineker, "I actually think that 80-90% of the country just want to get on with their lives, be friendly with their neighbours" "They don't look at people of different religions, skin colours, beliefs, traits, and think badly of them"
Who agrees with Gary True words to me

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Farage, with a very different accent, explaining how to exploit and profit from the very same system that he claimed to rail against.

Including using one’s wife to account for financial irregularities.

Well, it apparently works when trying to explain away house purchases, eh?

[TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉 @BettinaSRoss1]

So what happens when Reform take over your local council?

This.

#KentCountyCouncil

[Geordie Paul @GeordiePaul81]

The worst part of this selection shit storm, no fucker giving Burn the credit he deserves

Look at his career. Look at where he has WORKED HARD to get to

Instead fans wanna slag that he got in (on his own merit) over others

This app man, fucks ya head

Roll on the off season

[Kevin May @Yam_Nivek]

In a nutshell.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Vote Reform all you want…

Just know what you’re voting for as this is what they support:

🔥 Fire & rehire - your boss can sack you and hire you back on LESS pay. Reform wants to keep this legal

🏥 The NHS - are you wanting to pay health insurance every month? Farage literally said he’s open to replacing it with an insurance-based model

Please just pause & think.

[GP1 @gpchatbot]

@piersmorgan It's his "Quiet Piggy!" moment.
Says The Briitish public owes him a safe and secure retirement.
He's been working hard to destroy this country, not help it.
We owe him nothing.
He owes all of us for his calamitous Brexit lies.
And now his shitshow election.

[Sam @SamCKx]

@piersmorgan His voters, who would go after Starmer for accepting a free bottle of water during a marathon, could not care less how corrupt and dishonest Farage is. He hates foreigners, and that's enough for them to support him without limits.

[CrémantCommunarde #NION💙🤍🩷 @0Calamity]

Hahahahah! Just seen this on FB:
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Have you found yourself in the hideous position of having a Reform councillor?
Here’s how you can help your brand new councillor settle into local government properly: email them this week with an actual council problem to solve.
Got rubbish piling up? Email them.
Bus vanished from existence? Email them.
Streetlights dead? Email them.
Care package delayed? Email them.
Pavement like the Somme? Email them.
Send them in by the hundred. Make sure they’re made very clear on what their job is.
Being a councillor is not standing in front of the Union flag shouting about dinghies on GB News. It’s reading committee papers at midnight, attending meetings nobody enjoys, holding surgeries in church halls, and dealing with the endlessly glamorous world of drains, social care budgets and recycling disputes.
Welcome to local government.
The boats are in Kent. The bins are in your ward.
The email address for your ward councillor can be found on your local council website as soon as it’s updated.
Feel free to copy and paste to share wider.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

As I said on @bbcquestiontime - Farage’s £5m bung from some crypto tycoon in Thailand absolutely stinks. And Yusuf’s evasion here makes it stink even more. If Starmer or Badenoch had been caught doing this without declaring it, Farage & Yusuf would demand they resign.