Clockwisearc

My entire existence is fueled by subpar jokes, looking at cool art, and spite. All in all, things could be worse.

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

Also correction: the core and the seeds, I don’t eat the stem.

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

I CAN'T be the only one who, when eating an apple, also eats the stem and seeds too, right?

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

@moefulfoid Nuh uh.

[Dar of the star🌌 @Dar_K_stuff]

Idc anymore. This shit about Oney is Ridiculous now. Neither side are taking the allegations seriously, it's just a pissing contest of like vs dislike of Oney.
Even the alleged Victim is making cheap gotchyas, insults, and memes. This stopped being about the allegations long ago

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

@Zx_therealdeal Doing that would be all fun and games until he says, out loud, your full address, social security number, and bank account information. After all, you are therealdeal, he has to know it.

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

What were The Combine on when they made this thing? #halflife2

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

@Zx_therealdeal I do be binge watching those Boston era streams sometimes tho.

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

@Zx_therealdeal I mostly haven’t watched any Jerma streams or clips that has come out in the last 7 years or so, mainly because Jerma's chat/audience nowadays either has me stone faced, or annoyed, and since they’re a lot more active in the streams now, I can’t just ignore them.

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

@peristilmercury “So this is where Major Cloog lives….”

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

@arcticital2 I actually watched the first few episodes of the show this clip comes from recently.

[Complex @Complex]

PlaqueBoyMax Says He Used to Twerk in the Mirror: ‘We’ve All Done This’ Details: https://t.co/AzMCJnnLEb

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

@myriri__19 What a fucking narcissist.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

The female Courier from Fallout New Vegas canonically gives banger footjobs according to Benny

[Zay 64 @IsannKeket]

I have actual tears in my eyes, the theater acoustics make this ten times worse

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

“When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth”

[Filth @eternalfilth]

80s indianapolis swat 🇺🇸

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

Seeing The Sludge™️ in real life truly emphasizes just how fucking nasty it looks.

[Clockwisearc @clockwisearc]

@tomorrows_will With how much of this man’s life they’ve taken, they might as well have killed his ass. It would’ve been more merciful.