Percy Femur

Being humble ain’t gonna get you out of your grave

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

@PrinceHAK33M Dreams dont keep the lights on.

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

@ppppp1245688 Yes, she kept a side job, but she quit her higher paying job after she was suspended for tardiness—she used up her PTO. Suspension was a ruse to go on said vacation. I knew that level of jankiness was too much.

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

I remember mentioning this some coworkers and being surprised by their reactions to similar thoughts I shared on how I filter women I’m interested in out.

[Black Archie Character @ppppp1245688]

They just don't know that they're doing this. For example, if a woman seems too implusive or reckless, can't keep a job, has too many kids, or dates too many lower quality men, higher earning uneducated won't take her seriously. That's why they tell each other to date women

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

@ppppp1245688 She quit a job and cashed out her 401k to on a vacation and decided that she could make up her income by working multiple jobs on little to no rest resulting in her wrecking 2 vehicles . Never occurred to her that her ability to do so would diminish as we age.

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

A couple things: “familiarity breeds contempt”. You’re right being chronically online leads to the belief that criticism is conversational norm rather than taboo.

Lastly, the criticism has breed a bunch of Gaston’s in response. So seemingly perfect that they are above reproach

[Black Archie Character @ppppp1245688]

The root of why certain men are struggling to succeed at dating is that they're struggling with complexity. They don't understand that different women do and want different things. And that attachment, attraction, and influence is developed by picking up social cues that people

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

The best part of writing Agent Cody Banks was getting Keith David to tell us behind the scenes stories from making The Thing, one of which included the line "And then John Carpenter walked in...MAD AS A MOTHERFUCKER."

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

He is our Warren Moon—different set of controversies but similar questions about his capabilities

[Diante Lee @DianteLeeFB]

He’s going to be the Millennial’s version of Steve Young. Hard to appreciate in the moment, but we’re going to look back and recognize one of the best to ever do it.

[fud reaper 🪦 @fudreaper_]

In about 3 months from now, we are going to find out that the private equity firm that owns this brand of black label pineapples knew their product was approaching its expiration date and would be removed from Costco’s shelves.

So, in order to avoid the losses, they created a viral, guerilla marketing campaign to go into the ghettos across the US and popularize Kool Aid Pineapples as a way to sell their rapidly expiring product.

Netflix will make a movie about it next year.
It will be called Pineapple Hustle.

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

Rich unintentionally giving people hater fuel. People take solace in the failings of athletes bc to them it’s unearned and they are not worthy of it because they don’t have the habits of their haters. But tbt, most of the country spends frivolously no matter their class

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Rich Paul:

“I got guys, 22, making $200M over the next 4 or 5 years. I'm constantly telling them that's not a lot of money based upon where you're starting, because you're starting from zero… Not to mention jeans today, the ones they want that they're buying in excess, which they probably don't really need, cost $2,000… No athlete can afford to fly private all the time, yet we see so many athletes on Instagram flying private. I fly Delta.”

(via @EarnYourLeisure, h/t @cptdankkk)

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

@DianteLeeFB Sometimes in that defense of a title the environment gets stifling or rigid. People hone in on previous processes and practices so ardently that any hint of deviation becomes vilified. That shit ain’t fun.

[✧ @kodstrangeer]

Why this look like it'd be in a 90's
Spanish textbook

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

Got to point where we had to have local police on standby. Some teachers even would ride together for safety bc of the amount of threats that ensued. It's sad.

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

This.

I tried to contact parents multiple times this year to tell them their Senior was in danger of failing. One parent blocked my phone number. All of them were in the principals office screaming the week before graduation.

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

You will be surprised how often legal is ignored, much less even notified, about certain transgressions the company commits. “Thats just the way we always have done it!” gets a lot of use.

[The Striddest in the Game @deathbian]

firing somebody for not dying is by far the most begging-for-a-lawsuit thing i've heard out of any company

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

“I know how much dick I use” is INSANE lmaoooo

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

That fanbase have a lot of faith in Jalen. This isn't an evaluation of good or bad but history has shown that isn't his game and thats ok.

[phillys black marxist ☭ @Forever_noir_]

R&B used to be gospel music for niggas that worship jawns like niggas worship Jesus. Now everything is just angsty break up music and songs that describe sex in the least intimate ways possible lol

[Zito @_Zeets]

Another reason for why good public transportation is necessary is because old people need to be able to get around safely, without being in danger and without endangering other people

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

@DianteLeeFB Exactly! No point in inhibiting recovery with processes that doesn't actually simulate the game. Sure fatigue limits decision making but there is gotta be a better way to practice that than running them down and having unproductive practices afterwards

[Percy Femur @clockwork2night]

@DianteLeeFB Nobody! Guys would rather be claimed on waivers bc it guarantees them a spot on the roster than take the word of a GM who said that he was hoping to stash them on PS after cutting them

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

KAT went his whole career being called soft bc he’d rather shoot the 3 than bang in the post and now I can’t imagine there’s a 7footer in the league who’s a better attribute in a chess match against a Wemby team than him. A 7ft deep ball threat who can pull Wemby out the paint and open up driving lanes for his squad. NBA writers room really been in their bag this postseason ✍🏼