Clockwork D0rk

D&D nerd (DM and player), and variety livestreamer on Twitch. Streaming 6 nights a week, salt included. Email [email protected] for inquiries.

[Elspeth Eastman @ElspethEastman]

this is a picture of Saturn’s moon Enceladus, and I have reached the very scientific conclusion that it is mint-flavored

[Will Overgard @Will_Overgard]

My request to you all: please don't support Hogwarts Legacy

[Clockwork D0rk @clockwork_d0rk]

My wife was trying to renew our @duolingo family subscription and because of some confusing in-app advertisements accidentally got herself a solo membership. Normally, not a problem, but @duolingo 's support appears to be impossible to actually talk to.

[Zach Bussey 🇨🇦 @zachbussey]

Again, to summarize, you can no longer say "follow me on" or promote:

- Facebook
- Instagram
- Mastodon
- Truth Social
- Tribel
- Post
- Nostr

ALSO, Linktree and other link aggregators are prohibited.

AND, attempts to cloak/hide or otherwise get around this are also bannable.

[Clockwork D0rk @clockwork_d0rk]

Finally got to master rank in @PokemonUnite via mostly solo-queueing.

[Clockwork D0rk @clockwork_d0rk]

@Avieshek @realTailss @fpgaslut404 @linusgsebastian @Wife_Wacker Windows phone was great. Microsoft, at the time, was just terrible on follow through and killed it.

[Clockwork D0rk @clockwork_d0rk]

@Nekoyasha_Hime @MANvsGAME @carpenter_brut Not completely. Most DMCA strikes are on VODs, but especially if you're a big streamer you can catch them while live too.

[Cannibal 🎃 @Cannibal]

I'm just going to optimize this one line of code.

[Venkat Subramaniam @venkat_s]

During live coding during the workshop, multiple developers said there is a bug. Naively I was looking at the code until I turned around to see what they were pointing at.

[Clockwork D0rk @clockwork_d0rk]

It's 2022 @Twitter . Why do I still have to go into settings on a new phone and change dark mode from "off" to "use device settings"?

[Clockwork D0rk @clockwork_d0rk]

@Don0Raynor @itmeJP This is all true, but you can also still be sad that a game you're looking forward to is delayed. Personally, I just think they should stop announcing dates so early.

[Clockwork D0rk @clockwork_d0rk]

@LaurenWalshArt I like how they say users want reels with a straight face instead of admitting that they've forced this situation by making creators post a ton of reels to get promoted.

[Clockwork D0rk @clockwork_d0rk]

@TheExiledDuck Seems relevant. https://t.co/8K3rzo66d5

[Clockwork D0rk @clockwork_d0rk]

I have a @FedEx package that was shipped overnight last Thursday, and it's just been chilling on a truck for delivery since Friday with the status "Package not delivered/not attempted" every day, so that's nice. At least they let me know early that they're not bothering each day

[Clockwork D0rk @clockwork_d0rk]

I'm late to the party, but Pokemon Unite is so much fun, and I usually hate mobas. Bonus, munchkin is happy that their dad both enjoys playing and talking about it, and is actually kinda ok at it. :)

[Clockwork D0rk @clockwork_d0rk]

@SpaceCptZemo I just got a fancy ninja one to replace my old broken one. Makes a good pot o' coffee.

[Clockwork D0rk @clockwork_d0rk]

I know I'm a few days late, but OMG SQUEE https://t.co/nw1vUbRB5x

[IGN @IGN]

“Yes, Elder Scrolls 6 is in pre-production and, you know, we’re going to be doing Fallout 5 after that, so our slate’s pretty full going forward for a while.” - Starfield director Todd Howard | https://t.co/n9RhsJVvql