Rachael May

I like terrible things

[Rachael May @clockworkindy]

Everyone has been so cute to me today omg best birthday

[Rachael May @clockworkindy]

Aaaaahhhh Ska night was awesome, so many totally underrated Aussie bands!

[Rachael May @clockworkindy]

Fuckin' excited to be a part of a podcast that my pals are planning

[Rachael May @clockworkindy]

My friend has a male fish named after me who has successfully mated with a female. I'm going to be a dad!

[Rachael May @clockworkindy]

Tonight consists of sending ugly photos to people sitting on the same fucking table as me lol

[Rachael May @clockworkindy]

My sunburn has stopped hurting and started peeling. Preparing to wake up tomorrow in a bed of my own dead skin #yolocunt

[Rachael May @clockworkindy]

Apparently I'm @Mirandaaa831 's favourite third wheel, thank bro

[Rachael May @clockworkindy]

My friends and I are adults RT @Mirandaaa831: Lumberjack. http://t.co/feLGz2OXYM

[Rachael May @clockworkindy]

Meme of the conversation: but then I got pie (badah dah dah dah dah)

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Talking too much is a sign of insecurity. So is keeping too quiet. So is breathing and having been born a human.

[Rachael May @clockworkindy]

Sleep deprived. Everything hurts and nothing is beautiful.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Believe in yourself. Go to a church that worships you. Attend study groups that analyze your words. Argue with others about your existence.

[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt]

What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What-[macklemore voice]

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

SAGITTARIUS - The upside is that there's a beautiful garden growing from you.

[Rachael May @clockworkindy]

@sweetochii GURAQTNGINVU

[Jesse Hamm @jesse_hamm]

Movie ghosts are always a century behind current fashion. Which means in 2114 all the ghosts will be wearing like yoga pants and flip-flops.