Dick Danger

Spend fiddies, pet kitties, touch tiddies

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

Emancipate that ass

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

Still feeling litigious? @HeymanHustle

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

@BillieKayWWE @PeytonRoyceWWE He was enthralled. So happy you two won Sunday! Make those titles iiconic!

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

Me: I hope that doesn't blow up. My friend Joe is in there...

Her: You have a friend

Me: nope...i was kidding

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

Don't even tell me you have crabs.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Never forget the true message of Easter: we are so fucking lucky that when we die we stay dead & never have to see this shit again
Eat arbys

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

@buttonstobambi Green is not a creative color

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

@yo_its_simba @dominos I voted no. Because you don't have to settle. Buy a real pizza. Dominos sucks comparatively

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

Officially on campus. #RUready? #RUmagic
#Radfordmagician
#dickdanger

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

@buttonstobambi I think it's more that you're helping a small child with her test. That s super cute because you're like 8 yourself lol

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

Anyone that wants their minds blown can come see me at muse in roughly 25 minutes. #magicmoments #tiemeup #magician

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

@realDonaldTrump

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

@realDonaldTrump

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

.@McDonalds So you’ll still use frozen beef in MOST of your burgers in ALL of your restaurants? Asking for a friend.

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

From this point on, no more Megan talk from me. I'm not gonna be bitter online. #highroad

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

It's ok to burn a bridge straight to the ground, where you should've built a moat.

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

Is it weird that i dont give a fuck what musicians do in their personal lives? Like, if you make good music, i dont care if the guys an ass

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

@callmemaebae @nikkimarkert @buttonstobambi @b_ballboy69 https://t.co/oLPojWC2rb

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

@nikkimarkert I mean you were still up with Mandy at 3am...

[★Lil★Miss★B★ @LanieLalaBugs]

Suck his cock like you just got out of jail.

[Dick Danger @ClockworkOrose]

@nikkimarkert I trust you