Merv Pumpkinhead

An auto racing enthusiast & vocal member of the political peanut gallery. Opinions are meant to be taken ironically, sarcastically, or with a grain of salt.

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

"A man’s natural rights are his own, against the whole world; and any infringement of them is equally a crime, whether committed by one man, or by millions; whether committed by one man, calling himself a robber, or by millions, calling themselves a government."

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

@JPL0575 @SenMarkKelly What's racist about ensuring people have ID to vote?

If you have to have ID to get into a pub, you should have to have ID to vote.

Why do you want illegals voting in our elections?
Why do you want more voter fraud?

Because you want to cheat.

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

@TerenceKelly84 @NoFrankingWay

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@PalmerLuckey I'd give you about tree fiddy.

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@RepGregStanton GFY, pass the Save America Act.

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

Discussing firearms with friends. I'm the only one on team DA/SA over here. This @langdontactical 92G Elite is like my favorite dog.

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

#IShotThis Taurus TX-22 that I picked up from @grabagun paired with a Viridian green-dot. You can throw a suppressor on & an FRT mod in minutes. 10/10 would buy again.

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

@gtworldcham Race 1 : Skip Barber TC America @ Road Atlanta

https://t.co/wY9Pk5AlEl

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

@TerenceKelly84 Smart man. Also looks like you had a damn good view!

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

@TerenceKelly84 Not likely at that distance.

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

I would like to know Bill, when they approached you with the concept for this ad, what was that like?

"Mister Shatner, we'd like to discuss possibly poking a bit of fun at...certain....variations of your last name.."

What was your reaction? Did they have to sell it to you? Or were you like, "That sounds hilarious, let's do it!"

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

@RepGregStanton Still not as high as it was under Biden.

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

Oh HELL YEAH....

[Anduril Industries @anduriltech]

Hey @NASCAR fans! Win this Cup Car.

It's literally this car.

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

@TerenceKelly84 @TheVResistance My MX-5 had a decal on the mirror that said:
"Objects in mirror are losing"

[Merv Pumpkinhead @ClockworkSpeed]

America needs more patriots like @PalmerLuckey

https://t.co/KicoVBcWdN

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@Baloney_and @CollinRugg Bitcorns? What are those? 😆

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@katiehobbs

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@Hawkesbay69 "Want to play a game?" you piece of shit.

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@trumplicans2024