Maud

[Maud @clockypaws]

age regression is to me like how bi polar is to Kanye

[Maud @clockypaws]

is diggin in ya own ass considered givin urself a reach around?

[Maud @clockypaws]

@sexytwerp all a shawty needs

[Maud @clockypaws]

Finished my patio

[Maud @clockypaws]

Looking for full-time employment as a pickle rick sign flipper for a vape shop

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

@catjjami im tryna eat dis order of fries lol

[Maud @clockypaws]

If anyone on the internet has any merch from Molly Shannon Molly Shannon’s album Night Language plssss hit me up. Especially the cassette. I will pay goog money

[Maud @clockypaws]

God give me the strength to stop eatibg sonic chicken wraps

[Maud @clockypaws]

Sometimes if I pee hard enough it cracks my back

[Maud @clockypaws]

on fb marketplace looking for a cuck chair

[Maud @clockypaws]

huffing duster while watching Young Sheldon audition tapes

[Maud @clockypaws]

@thingypxiegirl erm neither are scifi but haibane renmei and Welcome to the N.H.K are swag

[Maud @clockypaws]

@SUMMERTIMEINHEL they want u twin

[Maud @clockypaws]

going to a trans girls house and looking through her medicine cabinet to find her deadname

[Maud @clockypaws]

ahh

[Maud @clockypaws]

white people love saying “good deal” to everything

[Maud @clockypaws]

Pls make my sniffles go away

[Maud @clockypaws]

Gonna get fillers so I can finally look like an androgynous muppet