Isopod (Real)

Currently Homestuck obsessed | Juniper | They/She/It | 23 | DMs open | Moots can add me on discord @ crioware | Banner by @asmaclone | PFP by @dogcollard

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

Just realized that there's no longer an isopod anywhere to be found on my account D:

Here's a pinned post to rectify that :)

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

@evilmeku Wait how tall are you??

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

@lurienstower Patpat

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

@chimerasHeaven I think it's the face

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

@chimerasHeaven I can't explain it but Dave reminds me of a Penny Arcade character here

[みさき @misakiretriever]

カワイイカワイイだね

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

@lurienstower What the dog doin

[Rigatoni @gramaryeAnelli]

Oh! This atmosphere is so tough you'd need a chainsaw to cut it in half!!

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

@nevermind_dan Lowkey I wanna say prince but that theory might be going a tad too far

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

@nevermind_dan Void Delfi is some bs ngl. He's so space it's painful

[Jade and friends! 🏳️‍⚧️ @JadesEvolution]

with all this buzz about masters of the universe i thought id go read the original text it seems like its based on!

excited to read it!!! :D #mastersoftheuniverse

[HeyYouMew @HeyYouMewtwo]

This is like the ending to a cartoon episode where the main character learns a valuable life lesson

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

@lurienstower #same

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

@nevermind_dan Hi Danielle!

[Sneedle @SRamirez68083]

It’s even funnier from the technological side because the German Wunderwaffes were like “what if we built a comically large tank” while the allies were developing actually existing black magic

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

@evilmeku Waowwww

[🧅NI🧅NS ✈︎ (Formerly E3SentryDevotee) @CHLOROFORMCURRY]

Oh but can YOUR girl deadlift 26,000 pounds? I didn’t think so

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

Kill all ranchers

[charred skeever hide @low_dosage]

I'm willing to be educated otherwise, but this number seems insane. A big beef steer right now (with very high beef prices) is sold for around $4500. Let's say $5k just to have a generous even number. So why are taxpayers paying $27,000 per cattle to these Colorado ranchers?

[Isopod (Real) @clockyredhead]

@dannithe2st I don't want to do either of those!!

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

—"Codex Astartes speaks of this."

—"No it doesn't, do you even know how to read?"

—"No. Do you?"

—"No."