Average Raanjhana

I write what I can’t tell out loud | alter ego | She/her

[Average Raanjhana @cloggedminds]

everytime my partner gives me work and says that it's urgent, i imagine him practically screeching his nails against the wall crying to see my work

[farbrown✧⁠*⁠。 @yesssandnoooo]

Kohli's aura after getting that catch checked 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Looks like there needs to be a slogan change to "Prati Sala Cup Namde".
#RCBvsGT

[hater 🍓 @yodontcalmdown]

in the last 365 days RCB has won 3 trophies 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Average Raanjhana @cloggedminds]

BROOOIOOO 2 wickets already. Thu is hilarious

[Average Raanjhana @cloggedminds]

Your love’s a fucking dragggggg

[Average Raanjhana @cloggedminds]

Believe me, it is.

[silly paneer @chaicoffeeluvr]

no one can ever convince me that shoving these things up your vagina is more comfortable than using pads

[️s @big_sam_atari]

"Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."

[Jolly not LLB @JollyLLBtweets]

A senior on my first day of internship asked to quit the idea of litigation and rather join corporate firms.

[Average Raanjhana @cloggedminds]

I think I’m depressed

[Average Raanjhana @cloggedminds]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Average Raanjhana @cloggedminds]

I’m so grateful but I don’t think I deserve this

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

modern problems require modern solutions

[Desi Batman @desibatman_27]

That kannada translation is k!lling me😭😭

[Average Raanjhana @cloggedminds]

Cancer lite bro

[kshitij vaze @VazeKshitij]

ONLY in India is this shit possible man LMAOO

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Being a lawyer is sending an email and immediately rereading it like it’s evidence against you.

[maithun @Being_Humor]

Donald Trump these days. 😭

[Kush @kush_147]

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you're such a horrible person

[Average Raanjhana @cloggedminds]

These are two mutually exclusive things. This is why men don’t have the basic common sense it takes to be decent human beings.

[Raj @idfcwau]

Janhvi Kapoor: I do sensual songs like wet saree and when someone says this chick isn't hot enough, I feel offended

Also Janhvi Kapoor: I call paps, I wear something that seems appropriate, but I don't like when they take my pics from different angles 🤡

[happy @abjectbaby]

Crazy how having rough sex with someone who loves you and sharing a cigarette with them before falling asleep in their arms without taking off your makeup will make you look more young and beautiful than this