Sterling Oppenheimer

administrative bodhisattva

[Sterling Oppenheimer @clonecollier]

OLDHEAD

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

first day of fall!!!!

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

Being bad at texting and seeing the relationship dwindling and knowing it’s your fault

[entropy @ennntropy]

entropy

[weather @dsxf234161]

my mom met her new boyfriend on fucking reddit i hate being white so much

[Sterling Oppenheimer @clonecollier]

Hell yeah

[💮 @kyomochiii]

Ok just another day i guess

[Sterling Oppenheimer @clonecollier]

@dogbsj God this was so real

[Aryas @Aryvyo]

guy who doomscrolls twitter for 12 hours a day: "yeah i just dont see a point in playing video games anymore, huge waste of time"

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

yearning for that feeling

[j.h. @user_________01]

Adderall turns you Chinese on the inside

[Tony 🌍 @NeetWorldOrder]

16 year old me: I can't wait to turn 18 and have my own place and car

Me at 26:

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @p0stlib]

i used to have ‘sex’ with a ‘girlfriend’. what the fuck happened?

[rλtt @Rattfish_]

@sackboydaily i always try to play lbp2 but i have to play it with one hand so i can use the other to sack off

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

I’m off that good snack and water bottle