Crystal Longchops

I haff been called over de bridge on urgent Royal busyness but am keeping mine beedy eye on de familee (speshuly that oaf Harry) till my assistant does arrive.

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

@Bigwillyplonka my apprentiss Holly had never seen snow and did big zoomies in the garden.

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

@Greyhounds_PZ oh no! Our oven packed up last week in the middle of cooking dinner. 😶

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

Well mine frends mine apprentiss be ready and I haff to say haz taken command of mine hoomans and furbro in her stride. So now I will go on my royal travels and leave you in de care off Princess Holly. Be good! Luff and Snuffles, Crystal XX

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

@brave_indy Harrison @JoeDaJaw would sympathise. Dis new fursis be very different to me but I fink she be ready to take on mine rains ov power. She already haff dem all under her paw pad.

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

@horsemadann @Greyhounds_PZ He will be in gud paws. XX

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

@Greyhounds_PZ I am waiting for u at de bridge, Rolo. I haff yur wings and we can play in de big heaben park with our frends. XX

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

@Greyhounds_PZ Good luck Rolo and Molly! I did hate the vetses.

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

Mumsies eyebolls have been leaky, she came home from de vet with a parcel. I knows she fink it be me but I am on mine cloud safe and sound x

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

@barkbutton Hi Norah Boneses I hope you haff a luffly time wiv your noo subjects. Remember to show dem hoo's de Queen dere. Luff Queen Crystal (retired)

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

@healingpurrs @toffandthebuns @Sadielicious11 @Quixotic_Puppy @badgermatt13 @WinstonWhippet @vwcecil @HawkeyeMonet Thank you so much XXXX

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

My mumsie and daddy (and efan that oaf Harrison) really miss me instructing dem how to run de housekennel an allso dey miss seeink two soft pointee noses waiting for well-urned treets. I haff deecided to start interfewing candidates to keep dem (espechuly de Oaf) in line.

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This man looked as if he was helping a 97-year-old into a building in Bexley, but he was actually rummaging for her purse. Can you help police find him?

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

@carolduncan @Grace_hound Doh! Heal up and stay happy doggie XX

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

Harrison spent all day in bed then only wanted short walkie. But I did see him scoff a big tea and parentals leftovers. Piggy!!

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

@icklespongecake tell your mums fank roo for the card for daddy and mumsie, they had leaky eye bolls. You are all very kind xxxxx

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

I haz to say sad toodleroos to you all as on Munday I left on Royal Tour over de Rainbow Bridge. I will be watchin dis page until my apprentiss zoomies in to look arfter mumsie and daddy and oafish bro @JoeDaJaw, dis may be an ickle whyle as dey miss me still. Luff Queen Crystal

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

@squeakybutts oh dear...hope he iz ok. I went to dogtur today for blood in wee. Mum trying to get pills down me now.

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

Me bruv iz getting over his tummy wibble. Now I haz to see the dogtur as I haz blood in my wee. How rude of mummy to look at my wee!

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

Marilyn at the Great Flat Lode Cornwall. #mamil#mamils#cycling

[Crystal Longchops @CLongchops]

Marilyn at the Great Flat Lode Cornwall. #mamil#mamils#cycling