Dr. Clooty Bapper

lowcap philosopher unfortunately

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@I4NFTS If we don’t get support here soon people will think we’re nuts

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@OreoTheory_SOL BROTHER I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH

LOCK THE OREO FACTORY
DECLARE MARTIAL LAW AT NABISCO
SAVE THE PORTFOLIO

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@_Shadow36 remembered who i was

held through pain
bought higher
complained publicly

still here

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

the oreo theory is funny because it sounds fake until you remember markets are also fake

[The Oreo Theory @OreoTheory_SOL]

1974: Double Stuf Oreo released. Dow Jones crashes 45%. FTSE drops 73%.

1987: Big Stuf Oreo released. Black Monday, a 20% single-day crash and a following bear market.

1991: Mini Oreo introduced. Smaller icing ratios coincide with the 1991 Japanese asset price bubble, confirming the correlation works both ways and a reduction of Oreo icing may be a potential solution to preventing a future crash.

2011: Triple Double Oreo introduced. S&P drops 21% in a 5-month bear market

2015: Oreo Thins introduced. A complete lack of icing causes an unprecedented bull run in the S&P for years

2019: The Most Stuf Oreo briefly introduced. Pulled off the shelf before any major market damage could occur.

2021: The Most Stuf Oreo reintroduced. Market response: Bitcoin crashes 17 percent in a single day.

2026: Zero Sugar Double Stuf Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, Snack Packs, Bitcoin falls below 65k and stocks massively outperform crypto.

The Oreo Theory.

https://t.co/QoDbDh0MCK

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@yourmomsui1 @pxblocito lol

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@pxblocito Got dope like Pablo

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@slingoorio in all actuality I prefer profiting off tokenized homosexuality

Imagine what happens when we have the first gay moon landing

Lmao

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@DailyMail In the US they would give them a 10k Visa and put them in a 5 star hotel in NY

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@imperooterxbt BROTHER I AM TRYING TO FIND ALPHA NOT DISCOVER A SECONDARY MARKET FOR ASS

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@_logjam I’m deep trenching

birds or something seems like a meme the anime boys will go crazy about

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@ieatjeets Internal liquidation

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@kikcharts @pxblocito Lmao

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@MemeRetire I didn’t update

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

Anime profile picture guys will go crazy over this

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

me watching my 4am entry become my personality

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

me watching my 4am entry become my personality

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

ive tried diversification

i tried being a dev
i tried scalping new pairs
i tried pretending i had a process

and somehow ended up max long $neet

also long $lmao and now i’m on @slingoorio’s sleep schedule which is kinda gay & annoying

markets change people

[Dr. Clooty Bapper @clootybapper]

@smol_intern BROTHER I USED TO ENTER A COIN WITH A LOGO MADE IN MICROSOFT PAINT AND LEAVE HAPPY

THEY TOOK EVERYTHING FROM US