Chloe Janotta

A snapshot of life inside my brain. All weird thoughts are my own.

[Greg James @gregjames]

DOG TRAIN!!! DOG TRAIN!!! DOG TRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNN!!!!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Simba and Cooper. They’re finally fully vaccinated. Hugging for the first time in over a year. Both 14/10 heartwarming as h*ck

[The Griefcast @thegriefcast]

🎙 This week I’m talking to rapper + writer
@GuvnaB about his Dad, who died suddenly of Lymphoma in 2017 Red heart As ever we talk #grief, negotiating acceptance + getting to say I love you❤️Listen on @SpotifyUK or wherever you get your pods Headphone

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“Dad please can you be quiet for 30 mins whilst I deliver a mindfulness session?”

“Yes love”

Dad then proceeds to use every appliance he owns.

I DO NOT FEEL MINDFUL.

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

Our survey on tackling violence against women and girls has reopened.

We need your views.

➡️ https://t.co/lf98JTQUwI

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Why the bloody hell does dad turn into Mrs Doubtfire on a Friday afternoon and hoover every room in the house with the worlds loudest hoover?!

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If someone asks what you’re doing tonight but you don’t reply until tomorrow do you answer with what you did yesterday or what you’ll be doing today..?

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No birthday eve excitement will ever compare to the year I was getting a GameBoy Color.

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Ok I’m hooked.

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Turned on the tv to see a blindfolded man trying to guess what breed of dog he was feeling up. Clutching at straws here BBC.

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Do you know what’s a bad idea? Rubbing oil on your feet and walking across a tiled bathroom floor, that’s what.

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demonstrating a hip thrust exercise to my dad was a new level of weird.

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I regret buying the dog a yellow raincoat to match my own. The image in my head was much cooler than the reality.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Reconnecting with an old pal. Anyone know where we can get Razzles in Canada?

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I miss baths.

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Just found out dad owns a racehorse called Goldie who won his first race today. #wtf

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Lift weights so when your car decides to piss oil on the floor you can carry your weekly shop for 25 minutes on one shoulder.

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TFIF 🙌🏻

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Heating stuck on 23.5 degrees C. If this is a taste of the menopause I’m out, man.