Michael Close

Comedians are my heroes, musicians my brothers and sisters. I have stuff on McSweeneys too. 2 letters to them. About other letters.

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@HackettOfficial

I bet “Hi I’m 50 and I’ve Discovered ‘70s Genesis, Holy Shit Wow!” gets old.

Well tough. I’m watching your Genesis Revisited videos and weeping with joy. The music you have helped create and continue to perform is among the finest human creations. Thank you.

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@BrandonPerna 3. Going to proclaim your name far and wide, funny new internet pal. Expect at least 3 new lukewarmly devoted fans over the next 6 years.

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@BrandonPerna Instead you got the lopsided SF vs SD bore fest.

ANOTHER RUNNER UP that is Pats Dynasty Curse related (and boy is this an attractive vein of your humor, young bearded fella) is a needless penalty on a punt return in the 2001 AFC Championship game that led to a TD.

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@BrandonPerna Steelers drive deep into SD red zone territory as final seconds tick, it comes down to one play. O’Donnell panics and throws to Barry Foster without setup, off back foot. Not enough velocity, it’s batted down. Would have been Young’s SF vs. early Cowher Power.

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@BrandonPerna The Steelers play is an incompletion by Neil O’Donnell vs. San Diego in the 1995-6 AFC Championship. At home. Huge favorite. Looking dominant. But suddenly they’re letting the Chargers hang. Holding penalties snuff out promising drives. SD takes the lead, but...

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@BrandonPerna 2. I am a Pittsburgher. Your “Play We Want Back” was wrong. Tebow to Demaryus Thomas is actually #2. It was less excusable than either of Neil O’Donnell’s SB picks vs Dallas. Those were hot reads poorly executed by the WRs, just as much as poor passes.

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@BrandonPerna So I just discovered you. There are several messages I would like to convey, let’s see how few tweets I can do this in:

1. It’s all delightful. You are comfortably, easily, professionally Hilarious & smart. The consistency is staggering. recalls Bill Simmons4me.

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@DawsAngeles @GinaGrad

Review of a book about how modern science is finally catching up with the intuitive genius of @adamcarolla .

Specifically about how Adam has always known to reject the tyranny of soaps, showering, disinfecting, rinsing etc.

https://t.co/H5nutdWne3

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@WhitneyCummings Eric

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@dvesean @chadtyson Acoustic: Tommy Emmanuel

Electric: Steve Vai

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@BibiLynch Met At Work

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@penguins Anyone even jokingly saying 5 or 7 please get in the line to receive your scolding

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@SklarBrothers

The Virus Editions, aka:

Two Blokes, One Zygote
Two Clowns, One Shutdown

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@adultempire Hi. anyone up? Specifically, anyone who can process my bitcoin payment? I got some VOD minutes

Hope so!

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@SklarBrothers Randy’s pic is a better picture, eyes open. Takes the vote.

Both of you benefit tho. Looking very good!

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@DeafFratGuy Abstention from a Difficult Choice: All balls

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@TheOBFnation T lffmfff. R

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@DeafFratGuy Too broad a category. Slutty hottie bumming one to introduce herself? All balls. Chronic broke guy hitting you up at the beginning of a night? JV

[Michael Close @close_michael]

@MarkMaddenX A Solid jab-jab-straight right combo there.