Dean Norris(real)(not parody)

don't give up, skeleton

[Dean Norris(real)(not parody) @clostinthought]

Guys who can't find sexual fulfillment via their partners or pornography alone will often seek to stimulate a deeper, psychological penis through these kinds of commercialized gawking interactions. They crave the boner of the soul

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I gotta be honest I do not understand these places. Even if you found the experience arousing instead of awkward, why on earth do you want to be aroused in your car in the middle of the day. Are guys heading into work fully bricked up like what is the appeal here.

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

Rise of The Machines

[adriana @DragonOfVEN]

@BeigeFrequency “you can’t study and you can’t save and you can’t invest and your vote doesn’t matter and you can’t get a job and you can’t climb the ladder and you can’t retire and you can’t take time off, but don’t worry because you also can’t afford anything joyful lol”

[crispben @crispben]

@cavannastan He opens Twitter and seems intrigued at the first thing that pops up. Immediately refresh the app before he can finish the sentence. Make it impossible to scroll back down to find it.

[Dean Norris(real)(not parody) @clostinthought]

@taste_of_tbone This very well could be America's Adrian Chiles

[Dean Norris(real)(not parody) @clostinthought]

@JimTheLichSim @pissvortex

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Similarly, for new entrants into the job market there is really just not any kind of training or educational path which will reliably lead to decades of white-collar employment. There is no safe bet. Everyone is laid off, everyone is disposable. The economy is now scams only

[Strapping Young Thing @strppngyngthng]

@charizardavis Half these replies are doing the Weird Nerd Defending Elon thing but for wretched aged politicians who don't care one bit about them. Sorry that after over a year of "ooh failed by one vote" over and over, we stopped assuming the Dems are incompetent

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

Libs have stopped arguing against it being a genocide but still can't quite figure out how to say "I'm sorry you were right"

[grow up @littlecuckball]

According to actual liberals, liberal democracy is a fantastic system where you have to barely win an election every 4 years or you will be plunged into eternal fascism. Can't see any downsides here

[roshan @rhymewithocean]

the liberal pundit promise is that they will only ever make this kind of turn when it’s too late for it to fuckin matter.

[Dean Norris(real)(not parody) @clostinthought]

@melstonemusic more like contraDISAPPOINTs

[Dean Norris(real)(not parody) @clostinthought]

Radlibs will always resort to lesser-evilism, as they know their policies fail to motivate the nonvoting 30%+, & are too cloyingly servile to their corrupt leaders to self-critique. All that leaves is hollow messaging and berating anyone who dares see through the emperors clothes

[anya @anyaxmar]

it’s almost as if many hungarians voted for the guy they don’t totally agree with to keep an absolute lunatic out of power. hmmm what a concept

[Dean Norris(real)(not parody) @clostinthought]

@TALK_L3SS @Popstonox for every viewer we lose on lefty youtube, we will pick up two moderate libs on twitter, and you can repeat that in bluesky and threads and facebook

[Dean Norris(real)(not parody) @clostinthought]

@18brumaireguy It's fascinating the degree of American exceptionalism to which these kind of guys feel, beneath all their faux sober analysis of reality. The USA has done great bc the numbers say so; these are the numbers we use bc they confirm our greatness. Oh the bad stats? Just a fluke

[Dean Norris(real)(not parody) @clostinthought]

@n_hold The way in which establishment lib obsequience to hierarchy ramped up so aggressively during Biden really needs to be talked about more often, their level of stubborn entitlement despite achieving so little other than genocide and not being trump is jawdropping

[angle @anglefaceds]

@mattdj00 i think we should struggle sometimes

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

Once Boomers figured out how to use smartphones, they proved themselves even more susceptible to electronic lotus-eating than their children. They even spend more time playing video games than their children--that is, if you count "free" mobile puzzle games designed to serve ads.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Mohammad Khatami's 1998 CNN interview, which I am sure most Americans have watched.

[Dean Norris(real)(not parody) @clostinthought]

@AirThreep @barbarismcrit She was never really the same after her first big cancellation circa 2019, over a buck angel feature no one even recalls anymore. Should've ignored the backlash, but she fed the beast and then was broken by back to back covid lockdown isolation and opiate/oid addiction in 2020